A posh twat with a large estate to compensate.
Conor is a posh twat
by reliablenames December 4, 2017
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The biggest fuckboy out there with hulk-like muscles, and a tic-tac sized penis.
P1: I adore your muscles!
P2: You're such a player, don't be a Conor.
by Elsa Vonsweets March 8, 2016
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the sweetest boy alive. a boy who every girl wants 2 be noticed by. he that will stay up till 2 in the morning jest to talk to you even though he has to be up at 7:00 to go to work. someone who has amazing looks but doesnt relize it somtimes. always knows jest wat to say to brighten up ur darkest days. makes u smile wen u want 2 cry and even wen there tears are already in ur eyes. who u can jest be urself around without worying about him laughing at u. hes a total dork and romantice and u know right away its the real him. hell argure with you about who should hang up the phone first cuz he doesnt want 2 stop talkin 2 u. and sends kissses through the phone and aim. and only vare about how u feel wen ur talkin bout him thats his only focuse.
hes such a conor how did i ever get so lucky?
by minx13 September 7, 2009
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extremely drunk, unable to function from the consumption of alcohol, complete and utter inebriation
getting conored, ''man i was so conored last night'', ''did u see that guy who was conored the other night?''
by lonely english boy February 21, 2011
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(n., adj.) A traditional Irish name which means "Of high desire." a word used to describe a very unique, funny, smart guy. A conor usually has loads of dry wit and enjoys sexual conversations with co-workers.
1: girl 1: That guy over there looks so cute today in his pink polo.

girl 2: I know! He must be a conor. No other non-gay dude can pull that off quite like a conor!

2: Stop telling conor jokes! My stomach hurts from uncontrollable laughter.
by KrazyChick1234567 November 21, 2009
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To "Conor it" is used when someone drops the ball, usually in a critical catching situation. It is derived from Conor Murphy, an American citizen so poor at catching the ball, even "stone hands" doesn't quite give the term justice. Conor Murphy's lack of catching ability has earned the phrase to "Conor it", "Conoring it", or "Conored it" when a situation arises where a person is completely unable to execute a very simple catch.
"Bill Buckner simply needed to snap the grounder from 1st base to clinch the World Series title, but instead he Conored it and Mets were able to win."

"I totally Conored that catch, I am so disappointed in myself"
by UrbanUrman September 3, 2015
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