A Dirty Carla is where a bearded man performs cunnilingus on a female while she is eating a burrito laced with laxatives. If the woman can spew diarrhea before the man can make her cum, she wins another round of Dirty Carla at her choosing. If the guy makes the woman cum, she buys him Taco Bell for 2 weeks.
Money is getting tight! I might need to roll the dice and play Dirty Carla to put food on the table.
by irish cow17 November 9, 2014
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The bitchiest teacher who seems to be continually on her period. She may be a sexual predator so watch out.
Watch out! Carla Gibsons on her way, shes gonna rape us all.

You are being such a Carla Gibson
by jubi13315 June 7, 2010
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Carla mei in Philippine means giant slut or big hoe.
That Carla mei is gross, that's why her boyfriend cheated.
by anonymous los May 17, 2013
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The worlds greatest couple. They’ve been through hell and back, yet at the end of the day they still got each other. They are each other’s world and nothing will change that. They are meant for each other. Austin treats her like a queen and she treats him like a king. If you ever get a Carla and Austin in life, don’t lose it or you'll regret it for the rest of your life. Everyone will try to break you up but your love is no match for hoes, bitches and niggas in this world
Oh look it’s Carla and Austin I wish I had what they have.
by Iloveyouaustin November 17, 2017
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A fucken bomb ass bitch she slayyysss and she's fucken like damm💦💦
by Lailani💗💗 March 4, 2017
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an absolutely beautiful amazing person. Tall and thin, with silver haired dyted black, and recently aded blue and purple. Has cute toes and a gorgeous smile. Big golden eyes and full curved lips. A wonderful personality, very smart. Favourite candy is York Peppermint patties and favourite colour is pruple. Loves the bands H.I.M and Black Veil Brides. Absolutely gorgeous, is the person i love more than anything and everything. I love her so much
Carla Montoya is absolutely beautiful
by Annabelle loves her... April 12, 2011
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