I am so bent right now, i cant even stand.
by CoURt_ThE_NiG August 26, 2005
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A way one on the midwest likes to describe having eaten Alprozam, better known as Zanax bars. Bent is more like the feeling, because when the user injests, time flys, they have the worst memory, and as the word says they are bent, or "two steps too the left", most referred to as. Others may say Bentaroo referring to the festival Bonnaroo, some other names are roller skating, or bent-ski.
"Maaaan let's go hit up the Lotus show in Kent, we could still make it."
"Nah, brohah with you all bent, IM GOOD.

"That bitch is two steps too the left, did you catch her? Haha!
"Ya ms bentski, tahaha!
by katesmit216 September 22, 2007
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Slang for 'alright' or 'that's cool'
Can also be used as an equivalent to lit, fasho, coo, or bet
Example 1:
Jim:"Aye yo, i smashed that girl last night."
David:"Yo that's for real? That's bent dog."

Example 2:
Lex: "How you feelin?"
Julia: "I'm ready to get bent."
by Cayine June 26, 2017
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(verb) a type of betting, that consists of two people betting with thier knuckles facing each other, while hand is curved(like holding a cup).
matt and his boyfriend mcvan bent on who will win the chocolate covered bananah eating contest.
by mangina face January 18, 2008
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a person who teases and does sexual things with the same sex but would never be in a relationship the the same sex
Jack and Bill could't be together because Jack was bent and just wanted Bill for his sex.
by dewayne July 24, 2006
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being drunk
damm bruh dis mickey got me BENT az fuck
by yungin415 July 1, 2010
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