by compustrat December 13, 2010
When someone is acting like a gangsta but the truth is hes really just a scared homosexual who lies about the majority of his actions and daily life. The word 96 shit was made for Felts "Keishun" Smith, and was thought of due to the fact
that keishun was claiming to have gotten jumped into crip by two members of rollin 60's, and one member of rollin 90's at the same time, thus when combining 90 and 60 together the product is 96 shit.
that keishun was claiming to have gotten jumped into crip by two members of rollin 60's, and one member of rollin 90's at the same time, thus when combining 90 and 60 together the product is 96 shit.
Wil: you walked 2 miles just to steal some socks!?
Robby: you had love for blood last week and now your claiming crip!?
Courteon: you asked out brenden!?
everybody in WHHS: Keishuns on that 96 shit!!!
Felts "keishun": thats real...='(
Robby: you had love for blood last week and now your claiming crip!?
Courteon: you asked out brenden!?
everybody in WHHS: Keishuns on that 96 shit!!!
Felts "keishun": thats real...='(
by Biggie T, & Wil Boogie January 15, 2011
The "69 position" performed on the ceiling.
by Shnallen January 25, 2010
The radio station that all the Niggers and Spics listen to in Miami. The Original name of the radio station was “Power Nigger Spic”, however, due to FCC regulations the name of the radio station was changed to “Power Ninety Six”. After a significant drop in listeners subsequent to the name change, radio station executives determined that neither Niggers nor Spics could read the new name (Power Ninety Six) due to the high levels of illiteracy that both species poses. In order to get Street Apes (AKA Niggers) and illegal gardeners (AKA Spics) to tune in and listen to their jungle music, radio station executives changed the name to Power 96.
COON- Yo son, you know that hood rat that be on Power 96 that looks like my shit after I eat corn.
PEDRO - WORD!? you mean that dirty hoe Lucy Lopez?
COON- Yeah that FAT Hoe, done came to my crib fucked all my boyz then ate all my food.
PEDRO - I know this son! i was there and I gave her a Cosby Sweater.
PEDRO - WORD!? you mean that dirty hoe Lucy Lopez?
COON- Yeah that FAT Hoe, done came to my crib fucked all my boyz then ate all my food.
PEDRO - I know this son! i was there and I gave her a Cosby Sweater.
by Rip the Jacker 666 November 16, 2010
\naɪn sɪx naɪn naɪn\ "nien-six-nien-nien"
-1 Fictional and in its context informal: we all know the "sixtynine" position, it gained its sexual meaning because its decimal representation <69> kinda resembles two people having some intercourse in that position (you know what I'm talking about), so "sixnineninenine" (96-99) represents a sextuation (or sex situation) where there's a relation between the "nine" and the "six" in where they enjoy touching butts, while the '-' in between the <96> and <99> represents a penis or any thing that resembles the visual portion of a sensorial perception of it that connects the "six" and that "nine" that having their ass touched with another "nine"
-2 Math: A notation of a number (decimal for a combination of ninety six and ninety nine)
-1 Fictional and in its context informal: we all know the "sixtynine" position, it gained its sexual meaning because its decimal representation <69> kinda resembles two people having some intercourse in that position (you know what I'm talking about), so "sixnineninenine" (96-99) represents a sextuation (or sex situation) where there's a relation between the "nine" and the "six" in where they enjoy touching butts, while the '-' in between the <96> and <99> represents a penis or any thing that resembles the visual portion of a sensorial perception of it that connects the "six" and that "nine" that having their ass touched with another "nine"
-2 Math: A notation of a number (decimal for a combination of ninety six and ninety nine)
Context: Bighip, Cock69, PussyHuman & Godick (ofcourse, those aren't their "real names", they're nicknames assigned to them) specially before a party want some DELICIOUS sex like the vast majority of people and since they're bored of just making a convetional 69 (why not?), when they are starting to structuring the position, a tsunami starts in the area they were in, so they have to run, the party is canceled, after the tsunami, they're super horny, so their intution puts them all in a giant bed and they accidentally made it because they were all naked, so they start the sex specifically after someone started dancing in an unspecified location since it while they were sort of lazy, it was still desirable to fuck
Cock69 ("Six"): "Ooooh guys, this sooo hoooot (does the horny face)"
Godick (Last "Nine"): "aah"
Pussy human (Second "Nine"): "Oooooh your dick is so high-quality"
Bighip (First "Nine"): "I fuuuuuuuckin' love y'all!"
(After the sex)
All of the sexual particapants of the story: "What will be the name of this"
PH (Second "Nine"): "Ooooh since you're soo hot and you're dick is so good <3, MATE! Yah should fucking choose, thank you for giving me that horny kind of pleasure babe <3, you're way better than those unnatractive men😈"
(Unnatractive man with sad life hearing the conversation cries (That's so sad for me people please be nice with the unnattractive))
Cock69: "k babe what bout 96-99?"
PH: "PATNER, OOooh this name is so HOOOOT!"
Cock69 ("Six"): "Ooooh guys, this sooo hoooot (does the horny face)"
Godick (Last "Nine"): "aah"
Pussy human (Second "Nine"): "Oooooh your dick is so high-quality"
Bighip (First "Nine"): "I fuuuuuuuckin' love y'all!"
(After the sex)
All of the sexual particapants of the story: "What will be the name of this"
PH (Second "Nine"): "Ooooh since you're soo hot and you're dick is so good <3, MATE! Yah should fucking choose, thank you for giving me that horny kind of pleasure babe <3, you're way better than those unnatractive men😈"
(Unnatractive man with sad life hearing the conversation cries (That's so sad for me people please be nice with the unnattractive))
Cock69: "k babe what bout 96-99?"
PH: "PATNER, OOooh this name is so HOOOOT!"
by Astronomicsmallchungustheorem April 15, 2022
Man 1: Hey dude I 96 Macraroni styled my grill yesterday.
Man 2: Oh dayum! That's nice. I never heard of it
Man 1: It's nice
Man 2: Oh dayum! That's nice. I never heard of it
Man 1: It's nice
by TheMacraroniKid November 14, 2016
A semi-automatic pistol that rarley jammed. It's magazine was stationed in the front. It was also know as the broom handle. The C-96 was first used in combat during 1916 in World War I by officers of the German Cavalry.
Mauser C-96
1. M-1916
2. The Broom Handle
3. The world's strangest and biggest semi-automatic pistol.
1. M-1916
2. The Broom Handle
3. The world's strangest and biggest semi-automatic pistol.
by Le Mans July 25, 2005