American baby girl: Ga!
American man: English! What is wrong with you?
American woman: I don't speak Mexican English.
Canadian: She said something to me in a weird English called "Mandarin" so I wouldn't understand what she was saying.
American man: English! What is wrong with you?
American woman: I don't speak Mexican English.
Canadian: She said something to me in a weird English called "Mandarin" so I wouldn't understand what she was saying.
by frabrizio February 21, 2017
by smertieboi 2.0 February 22, 2019
by Van thomas April 17, 2018
To stand around at work doing nothing once you have completed all your tasks, yet your colleagues are busy all around you.
Restaurant Manager: "Ivana, we are too busy for you to be standing round"
Ivana: " I have finished all my jobs, now I am busy englishing"
Ivana: " I have finished all my jobs, now I am busy englishing"
by Beruska July 1, 2009
A grotesque combination of German(ic), Latin, Greek, Norse, and Old French that has the "privilege" to be one the prominent languages of Western society (primarily the United States and United Kingdom, and their former colonies). Even native 100th generation speakers of the language struggle to use it in a meaningful way. Only one man in history, William Shakespeare, has been able to utilize the language in a respectable fashion (and there's debate if he was truly responsible for his work). The rest of English-speakers tend to give up on mastering the language in High School, or just talk about something significant enough that the quality of the English doesn't matter. Urban Dictionary itself is an example of the nightmare that the English language truly is. If you plan on trying to learn English as a second language, I wish you luck.
I's tired of all these immigrants not knowing how to speak no English. If you wanna live in 'Murica, yous better learn how to speak our lingo.
by Illuminatus Xaverius June 28, 2014
A language so hard for French and German people to learn because of how fecked up it is. We frickin' stick silent letters anywhere!
Gnome = Noam, not Geh-noam
English = Ing-lish
Sign = Sahyn, not Sig-en
Phone = Fone, not Peh-hone
Station = Stay-shun, not Stah-tee-on
School = Skool, not Shool
Pneumonia = Nyoo-moh-nya, not Peh-nee-um-on-ee-a
Cecil = Seh-sill, not Keh-kill
Love = Luv, not Lohv
Survey = Ser-vay, not Ser-vee
Sugar = Shoo-gah, not Soo-gar
It's bullfeces.
English = Ing-lish
Sign = Sahyn, not Sig-en
Phone = Fone, not Peh-hone
Station = Stay-shun, not Stah-tee-on
School = Skool, not Shool
Pneumonia = Nyoo-moh-nya, not Peh-nee-um-on-ee-a
Cecil = Seh-sill, not Keh-kill
Love = Luv, not Lohv
Survey = Ser-vay, not Ser-vee
Sugar = Shoo-gah, not Soo-gar
It's bullfeces.
by Bastardized Bottomburp August 24, 2003
The most confusing languages ever created(?). It doesn't seem to make any sense at all whatsoever. It's filled with silent letters, oxymorons, and every other kind of grammatical error you can think of.
by guess my name! August 20, 2007