I'm going to scream daisies at the beautiful girl.
by Belmont666 June 15, 2009
A FICTIONAL sexual "maneuver" that you would apply to a person you don't particularly like (or in some cases- hate), but still want to have sexual intercourse because they are extremely hot.
It is a maneuver specifically made up for fantasy purposes only- as the other person would die. It involves you nailing the A-hole/ Bitch to a cross, and then nailing him/ her (with consent).
It is a maneuver specifically made up for fantasy purposes only- as the other person would die. It involves you nailing the A-hole/ Bitch to a cross, and then nailing him/ her (with consent).
Paul: "Damn, Bob's sister is a total Bitch. Did you hear what she said?"
Tom: "I know, what a total Bitch. She's really hot though."
Paul: "I know- I'd like to give that bitch the screaming Jesus."
Tom: "Me too, man."
Tom: "I know, what a total Bitch. She's really hot though."
Paul: "I know- I'd like to give that bitch the screaming Jesus."
Tom: "Me too, man."
by JemIsJerrica September 26, 2009
when your girlfriend squeezes your balls, inserts an angry cat inside a sports bag, and starts beating you violently with the bag
by Baboya panatera May 22, 2018
Dirty Scream:
The act of cosuming feacle matter within the confines of a sexual act. Following this the recieving partner places his/her lips over the anus of the giving party and shortly after recieves a hot lunch. After doing so the reciving partner (the recivee) facing the giving party and begins to scream in anger catapulting all of the fecies resting in the mouth onto the facial surroundings of the original giving party.
The act of cosuming feacle matter within the confines of a sexual act. Following this the recieving partner places his/her lips over the anus of the giving party and shortly after recieves a hot lunch. After doing so the reciving partner (the recivee) facing the giving party and begins to scream in anger catapulting all of the fecies resting in the mouth onto the facial surroundings of the original giving party.
Jane: Hey Todd, wanna' "Dirty Scream"?
Todd: Sure Jane, does your brother want to join in?
Jane: No, i doubt it, Conrad isnt the same since we slept together.
Todd: Sure Jane, does your brother want to join in?
Jane: No, i doubt it, Conrad isnt the same since we slept together.
by FrankFrozen Jam February 20, 2012
by Aflesher May 27, 2021
When you’re screaming and have a boner at the same time. Occurs when you’re looking at something surprising as well a sexy, or when you’re scared and have a boner at the same time
My mom walked in me watching porn and I had a screaming boner.
I opened up the package and there was porn inside. I had a screaming boner after that.
I opened up the package and there was porn inside. I had a screaming boner after that.
by YoBoiAlex November 3, 2020
It relation to the Blumpkin where you are getting a blow job while shitting. However, in the case of Screaming at the Lizard you suddenly feel the urge to piss, voluntary or not, in the mouth of the girl/guy that is blowing you.
Dave: Dude, last night I was getting blumpkin from Judy.
Joe: How'd it go?
Dave: Bad, it turned into a Screaming at the Lizard
Joe: How'd it go?
Dave: Bad, it turned into a Screaming at the Lizard
by Gussgussv May 29, 2011