A back- stabbing little bitch who will break your heart and is most likely a freakin giraffe who can’t get nothing because of how pale they are
Girl 1- I hate Shane whatever u do don’t go for him u r so much better
Girl 2- I wasn’t going to i thought u 2 we’re good
Girl 1- fu*k no he was cheating on me😭😭😭
Girl 2- ok where is he at. I’m beat the shit out of him
(Girl 2 finds him and start to make out with him)
Girl 1- see ik u would betrayed me
Shane-no baby it’s not what it looks like
Girl 2- WHAT U LYED TO ME
Girl1- yea bc ik u girl were dating a long time ago
Girl 2- I wasn’t going to i thought u 2 we’re good
Girl 1- fu*k no he was cheating on me😭😭😭
Girl 2- ok where is he at. I’m beat the shit out of him
(Girl 2 finds him and start to make out with him)
Girl 1- see ik u would betrayed me
Shane-no baby it’s not what it looks like
Girl 2- WHAT U LYED TO ME
Girl1- yea bc ik u girl were dating a long time ago
by Heytaytay88 April 26, 2019
by eggswithnosalt April 12, 2022
Shane is the god of the death, He controls nothing but annoys older people. Shane is another word for legend, idiot and depression.
by Ramon Nashvill October 17, 2019
by BigDShane November 22, 2021
A Ass home who leaves his children at a young age, lies, cheats people out of their money, and cheats on his spouse. No one likes him and he never keeps his promises.
Female: were are you
Shane: at the bar( lie ) I will be back soon (also a lie)
3 hours later
Children: were is dad?
Female: I don’t know
3am
Shane: were the hell is every one!?
Female: shut up the children are sleeping.
Shane: like I give a fuck child 1 get you ass over here
Child 1: why?
Shane: so I can kick your ass
Shane: at the bar( lie ) I will be back soon (also a lie)
3 hours later
Children: were is dad?
Female: I don’t know
3am
Shane: were the hell is every one!?
Female: shut up the children are sleeping.
Shane: like I give a fuck child 1 get you ass over here
Child 1: why?
Shane: so I can kick your ass
by Ragnorak229 July 31, 2019
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