When your man is about to jizz and it squirts in your eye and two days later you are being seen for pink eye.
I was trying to aim for her face but burped as I was cumming and missed and it went all in her eye and gave her a jerk squirt infection. l
by catfabulous January 18, 2017
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When a mans penis is so big a woman cums apon the first complete insertion
I’m in love, my first multiple orgasm started as soon as he put it in. That’s a polish squirt
by Trysezk February 20, 2018
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When she ruins the bed sheets during sexual activities ...take her to the ole squirting troft she can splash splash in the waterin hole
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When a female is squrirts all over and it hits u In the eyes it burns and hurts. Hence the name squirt and hurt.
Joe and Trish had a little squirt and hurt incident last night while doing the nasty
by Jersey Nick June 9, 2021
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When a female (or male) achieves a high enough level of adrenaline the body converts it to pleasure, thus causing an expel of bodily fluids of a sexual nature.
When Mary jumped out of the airplane, she experienced an adrenaline squirt.
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A vessel of such pure beauty that a man or woman physically excretes bodily fluid from the nether regions in pure

excitement.
Is that a 1976 bright orange Cruise Craft name 'Moonraker'? What a bloody squirt boat.
by womb raider August 9, 2017
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