Mullet Yard

Business in the front, party in the back. A yard that looks conventional from the street but becomes increasingly unusual the further you go towards the back.

You'd never know they have a gypsy camp in the back. Must be one of those closet hippy types with the mullet yard.

by Prof. Pressure April 8, 2019

Yard

100 dollars worth of crack cocaine.

Yo let's pawn the refrigerator so we can smoke another yard.

by Lil_choreboy March 13, 2018

Fucked in the yard

To get screwed over in a public way

“Cletus thought he could pull one over on Treyvon, when Treyvon found out, Cletus got fucked in the yard

by Blood on the Sand September 16, 2021

Yard Spam

Election Campaign signs that litter the front lawns and street medians, especially in November. Most annoying when multiple signs for the same person occupy the same few feet of grass.

Crook for Congress! Crook for Congress! Vote Crook!... ugh, look at all those signs: serious case of Yard Spam. I'm not going to vote for him now out of spite.

by ThLttLPrnc October 21, 2010

Bend yard

A southern way of saying vineyard. Close to death, considered dead.

I've been to the bend yard.

by LovelyJo January 8, 2023

yard-yo

The slightly-disgusted/irritated verbal "I'm over here" (Goobah-brain/Numb-nutz optional) attention-getter that you call to a seemingly-tunnel-visioned visitor who has obliviously walked right past you on his way to knock on the front door of your house, never noticing that you were sortin' fasteners or paintin' up buoys in da tool-shed less than twenty feet away.

There are so many absurdly-unaware people in dis here town; I almost always have to give a yard-yo if I'm outdoors when one of those dim-minded blokes comes a-knocking.

by QuacksO July 9, 2018

yard move

yard move

"The yard move," I said. "It gets'em every time."

by mergendieler October 24, 2020