Jewish Boner

A boner (erection) that is circumcised

first I was sitting on his lap and next thing you know i found out he got a jewish boner

by LoganElexys November 4, 2025

Jewish Hitler

Hitler was actually jewish. Jewsih hitler

Bro: Jewish Hitler pooped in 1942

by AMOGUS445 June 5, 2025

Belarussain-Jewish Erectile Dysfunction

Happens to people of Belarussain-Jewish descent, which is a moshup of a combination. This mix causes the male descedents to not get bricked with the birds. It is very unfortunate.

Danny has Belarussain-Jewish Erectile Dysfunction, as he couldn't get bricked with any birds.

by lolololololololololmfaolo1234 December 28, 2024

jewish

(Adjective) you are jewish when you decide to save money to the detriment of you quality of life.

John: You remember Johnny who graduated with us? He's rich AF but is still living in that shack of a house

Jerry: Yeah, he's gone full Jewish

by Jizzcameheer August 5, 2025

jewish hibernation

The act of sleeping all day on a holiday you don't celebrate.

David Goldmanbergstein: "I'm going into Jewish hibernation because all my friends are with their family's for Christmas."

by Aiden Schwartz April 3, 2016

Jewish kiss

When a Jewish rabbi circumcises a baby by sucking his foreskin off

I had to bring my baby to the synagogue for his Jewish kiss this week

by Autistic fellow December 13, 2024

Jewish Tub

an overweight female

Look at that hoe she's a jewish tub.

by JewishTub August 4, 2017