Synonym for fucked up. Origin includes monkey/ape going monkey mode/ ape shit and fucking shit up. Can be used in a variety of situations.
"Damn broski, I was so freaking monked last night after I butt chugged that 30 rack", "Damn broski, she hit you with that break up text?!?!, That's monked" , etc.
by Monkman123 June 15, 2022
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Guy 1 at the zoo: Hey, look at that big monke!
Guy 2, accompanying Guy 1: You mean gorilla?
by Rhoddium December 8, 2021
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The kind of budgets people will come up for you when they want you to move to an expensive town. The name comes from the fact that the people are only factoring in basic expenses such as rent, utilities, and maybe a car payment. This assumes that you live like a monk or nun, because they seem to figure that you never go out and eat very little or not at all.
I was duped into moving to that fancy resort town by being shown a budget that made it look like I could afford to live there. This was a true monk/nun budget because as soon as my car broke down I was out of luck.
by New English July 1, 2010
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When a person sends a monke emoji on any platform, he/she will become sick due to the old ancient curse.
Person 1: Look at this :monke: (Emoji)
Person 2: NO!!!!
Person 1: "Sick due to Monke Curse"
by Gamblersheaven January 12, 2021
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A man with a HUGE cock ( not as big as Ryuktard’s tho ) and he is very cute and hot.
Look at pp monke I want him to stuff my bussy like a doughnut.
by Beerustard March 8, 2021
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A man who has a HUGE cock (but not as big as Ryuktard’s) and he is very seggsy and cute.
Omg look at pp monke he is so hot I want him to stuff my bussy.
by Beerustard March 8, 2021
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