jared zoot

An absolute scary monster of a zoot that only the biggest of zoot smokers can smoke

That's a Jared zoot bro, lemme have some tokes I wanna get Bruce lee'd

by Yea mate August 30, 2017

Jared's Fingers

The most gracious fingers known to man, known to make any man or woman bust upon sight. These fingers have fueled entire societal movements, and are some of the most significant fingers in history.

Nick: I think I'm going to hell
Saul: touch'a'my Jared's Fingers.
Nick: *ascends*

by JaredsFingers December 20, 2022

Jared Reeves

A bitch ass who’s parents buy him everything who can’t say shit to people’s face because he knows he’ll get his ass kicked

I am Jared Reeves

by Fuckjaredreeves May 31, 2018

jared petrilli

A man or young boy with an exceptionally small penis, and too afraid to commit to sexual relationships because of the embarrassment.

My new boyfriend is such a Jared petrilli, he cant even stick it in my vajay jay

by And You Know That April 15, 2016

Jared daniels

Someone who is a good friend and loyal

(Guy 1) Mans is a G, he always here for me
(Guy 2) he a jared daniels

by Hockeyeurs February 10, 2020

Jared Dixon

bald.

Person 1: Who’s that bald guy over there ?
Person 2: That’s obviously Jared Dixon.

by someone who isn’t bald November 21, 2021

Jared Dixon

bald.

Person 1: Who’s that bald guy over there ?
person 2: that’s obviously Jared Dixon.

by someone who isn’t bald November 21, 2021