When the guy wants to canoodle his noodle (seggs), but the girl doesn't.
"The only coochie that lasts is unrequited coochie" - Woody Allen (probably)
by Theatric February 9, 2022
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Unrequited love is one sided love. It's when you love someone, but they don't love you back or vice versa. Unrequited love could break your heart.
"I heard She has a crush on her best friend. Too bad it's unrequited love. Her best friend's straight."

"Tough luck, mate."
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Unrequited love is the love books and movies don't talk about. The kind that some die from. The love that is given but not received. This love is horrible to its victims.
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"And then, there's another kind of love: the cruelest kind. The one that almost kills its victims. It's called unrequited love. Of that, I am an expert. Most love stories are about people who fall in love with each other. But what about the rest of us? What about our stories, those of us who fall in love alone? We are the victims of the one-sided affair. We are the cursed of the loved ones. We are the unloved ones, the walking wounded."

- ~ Iris, The Holiday
by The_flash250 May 5, 2018
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When a male named Josh, believes a girl name Annabel, (who says haha lol 24/7), hates him after their moment of glory.
The male continues to love her.
by Cole Conman March 19, 2007
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When you think someone is talking to you, but they're really talking to someone over the bluetooth peice in their ear
"Hey Jenny guess what?"
"I had unrequited bluetooth conversation yesterday!"
"No way man."
"No like way, dude."
by Don'tlaughatme April 29, 2009
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An unsatisfied morning erection or boner.

Morning wood yearns for some loving, but seldom obtains it.

Until our jobs / classes allow us to swing in 25 minutes late, until we are alone on a business trip and jerk the gerk before our big 8 AM meeting, until our wives and girlfriends value the mean, long lasting hardness that a big old morning glory provides, or allow us to shamelessly whack it at at 6:30 AM while she snoozes beside us, until our kids / roommates pick up 6 AM hobbies far away from our bedrooms...sooooo...sooo much morning wood is unrequited......
I woke up with a mean erection...and through the grogginess of waking up..I wanted to satisfy him...knew my wife would enjoy his firmness..and that the juxtaposition of being half asleep but harder than a rock would last long and satisfy...but alas..the morning routine of kids, coffee, work and school got in the way...another case of unrequited morning wood
by yappity flappity June 28, 2011
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When you receive oral sex, but don't return it.
Nothin' like some unrequited love during the week of the red rage!
by SomebodyElseFivemillion July 4, 2012
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