An elitist idiot who gets kicks out of those less fortunate than themselves and is consequently convinced that they're "The Shit" (when in fact they are literally just shit).
Twat: "I'm banter personified"
Twat: "You have a job and are earning money. Well done. Telling yourself that must help you sleep that little bit better every night after you've earned as much in a month as I will spend on a bottle of Dom Perignon."
Twat: "Its only arrogance if you're wrong"
Twat: "You have a job and are earning money. Well done. Telling yourself that must help you sleep that little bit better every night after you've earned as much in a month as I will spend on a bottle of Dom Perignon."
Twat: "Its only arrogance if you're wrong"
by Chinatowngirl February 12, 2011
The best kind of pussy in the world. It's stinky with a real pungeunt odour. Can only befound in England esp. London or Manchester. Old grimy industiral places are good places to find British Twat. It's hairy and stinky and usually between the fit legs of some really young fiesty ho with cool hair.
by yobastank August 1, 2005
A twat is a boy-pussy.
by eda-skip November 15, 2021
by dave1705 August 20, 2006
by aemm May 1, 2009
1. A person that is a dumbass and does not have common sense.
2.Or a person that doesn't pay attention to the things and people around them.
2.Or a person that doesn't pay attention to the things and people around them.
by Pop Art! November 3, 2006