Break up sex

Having sex with the intention of breaking up afterwards

Hey Jen how was the break up sex?

by Wolfwood August 1, 2005

preemptive break up

A tactical move that involves a guy breaking up with a girl who he is not dating. The girl has confused their regular encounters and his enjoyment of them as romantic interest. The male, realizing that if keeps on hanging out with her he will be accused of "leading her on" even though he never had any romantic intentions at all, decides that he must tell her he doesn't have any interest. So without actually dating her, he is forced to break up with her, receiving all of the stress and crap of a relationship without having ever had any of the benefits, just so he won't be villainized for several months.

Jack - "Uhh Sue... it seems to me that you might like me... and well... uhhh... I just wanted you to know that I don't like you".

(extremely awkward moment)

Sue - "Oh"
Jack - "Sorry, I know this must feel like a preemptive break up, but I didn't want you to think I was... leading you on or anything"

by Devin Hush November 11, 2007

break up season

Break up season is around late September through early/mid October. It's obvioisly when most couples break up (hints the name).

My boyfriend and I aren't on good terms, plus it's break-up season.

Many couple end during break up season.

by He's SO ANNOYING October 1, 2017

break-up brain

Break-up brain is a situation in which occurs when have just broken up with your romantic partner or significant other after a long term relationship. A person suffering from break-up brain suddenly finds every person around them attractive and has multiple concurrent crushes right after a break-up.

Ever since Maria broke up with her high school boyfriend of 2 years, she had a serious case of break-up brain - she suddenly finds everyone attractive!

by Kay97 December 1, 2016

The Textbook Break-up

One trully awsome band

Dude did you see the textbook break-up?
they trully kicked ass

by Mike27 May 3, 2005

fake-break-up

Fake break up is when a man or a woman in a relationship poses to leave usually in an attempt to gain control to manipulate or get what we call the upper hand in the relationship

Cindy could never get Steve to take dance classes so she did a fake-break-up to attain the upper hand so that she could get him to cooperate

by Suuperdaddy September 19, 2015

Break-up Cake

Break-up Cake (N) - 1. A cake presented as a gift after a break-up. A Break-up Cake may be decorated with parting words, or a hateful message. Break-up Cakes with hateful messages are usually returned to the givers face. A Break-up Cake may be a cookie cake.

K: Did you hear about Mike and Jessi?
L: No, what happened?
K: He broke up with her using a Break-up Cake.
L: Really? Well, I suppose that is precisely when a girl really wants some Cake.
K: Very true!

by Terry Burnettersumthing February 1, 2011