I Live In Kindness Even Yams Oath Understood= I like you
by Notyouidk January 3, 2021
An oath between men, usually homoerotic in nature, that is traditionally "bound in cum" (i.e. said deal is sealed through the act of sexual intercourse between said men).
Well, I don't know what to say. Mark's been a buttplug for awhile now but if willing to give me a man oath that he can get us tickets to Peter Gabriel next weekend I'm willing to give him a chance.
by buttbuttmanman January 16, 2019
I'm a nerd whore. thank you Joel McHale, Neil Patrick Harris, James Roday and above all others Steve Colbert
by jacquibreaky June 6, 2010
Oathing is the act of being simultaneously extremely gay and retarded in a group chat.If somebody tell you you are oathing you should consider suicide
by Justaslyguy July 15, 2018
The promise among the third estate before the French revolution to continue meeting until a new constitution would be established.
King Louis XVI: Stop meeting up, you're scaring me
Literally dying peasant: We can't, we swore the tennis court oath
Literally dying peasant: We can't, we swore the tennis court oath
by ItsPrix June 1, 2021
the slang term used after a bloke comes back from a bender and is absolutely munted off nose beers. also used if a bloke came back from an all-male brothel and is about to get the dog.
old chappo: just got back from my bender and I am fucked.
Christopher: fuck oath bah, how was it?
old chappo: lahd I am pretty chuffed tbh, u should have seen the blokes on blokes.
Christopher: fuck oath bah, how was it?
old chappo: lahd I am pretty chuffed tbh, u should have seen the blokes on blokes.
by old chappo March 23, 2022
"I (state your name) do solemnly swear (or affirm) that I will faithfully execute the office of President of the United States, and will to the best of my ability, preserve, protect and defend the Constitution of the United States, so help me God."
Chief justice: Mr./Mrs. President, are you ready to take the presidential oath of office?
President: I am
Chief Justice: Repeat after me, I (president’s name) do solemnly swear
President: I (name) do solemnly swear
Chief Justice: that I will faithfully execute the President of the United States
President: that I will faithfully execute the President of the United States
Chief Justice: and will to the best of my ability
President: and will to the best of my ability
Chief Justice: preserve, protect, and defend
President: preserve, protect, and defend
Chief Justice: The Constitution of the United States
President: The Constitution of the United States
Chief Justice: So help me God
President: So help me God
Chief Justice and President of the United States: (shake hands)
Chief Justice: says “Congratulations Mr./Mrs. President.” while shaking hands with the POTUS
President: Gives inaugural address
President: I am
Chief Justice: Repeat after me, I (president’s name) do solemnly swear
President: I (name) do solemnly swear
Chief Justice: that I will faithfully execute the President of the United States
President: that I will faithfully execute the President of the United States
Chief Justice: and will to the best of my ability
President: and will to the best of my ability
Chief Justice: preserve, protect, and defend
President: preserve, protect, and defend
Chief Justice: The Constitution of the United States
President: The Constitution of the United States
Chief Justice: So help me God
President: So help me God
Chief Justice and President of the United States: (shake hands)
Chief Justice: says “Congratulations Mr./Mrs. President.” while shaking hands with the POTUS
President: Gives inaugural address
by 1234567890abcdefghij August 17, 2020