by ohcrapnospacebar November 3, 2010
The name for a sadistic sexual act where intercourse is had through the anal sphincter of a female or male. During the process of intercourse, the head of the taker is shoved into a meat grinder by the giver. The gruesome process is therefore appropriately deemed sloppy joe. This process is most commonly called by a miller. Keep down your lunch, kids.
1. The repititous act of smashing through walls left the KoolAid man not only mentally disabled, but unable to stand loud noises. And so, a loud moan becomes the key ingredient for a sloppy joe... with the help of the meat grinder.
by Murphy TIts January 31, 2008
by crazyj237 April 13, 2011
This is when you are having anal intercourse and while u are having sex with him/her(makes it better when persons name is joe), the person that is being sodamized goes poop. You continue to have sex with her making it sloppy.
by Jason Stanley July 20, 2006
Usually done on a large breasted woman. It is when a woman is on her side and the male or female defecates on her bottom breast and then proceeds
to slam the top one down on the other only to squish much of the excrement out the sides.
to slam the top one down on the other only to squish much of the excrement out the sides.
That was the messiest sloppy joe I have ever done...It was seeping out all over the sides and got all over the bed.
by chris-toe-fur May 5, 2006
Any form of oral sex, either given or received, involving a female cafeteria worker (ie: a "lunch lady") Typically the cafeteria worker is wearing a hairnet and has allowed her wostache (a female mustache) to grow into a prominent feature of her face. Sloppy Joes are the most common, and perhaps the sole, cause for orally transmitted pubic lice.
"How the fuck did he manage to catch crabs off a blow job? Must've been a Sloppy Joe."
"Hey, I thought you left your money at home today, how'd you get that pizza?"
"Oh, I just gave Bumquisha a Sloppy Joe. But now everything tastes like herpes."
"Hey, I thought you left your money at home today, how'd you get that pizza?"
"Oh, I just gave Bumquisha a Sloppy Joe. But now everything tastes like herpes."
by The One And Only Artful Dodger May 9, 2010
A sloppy joe is when you take a shit in between a girls ass cheeks. Then squeeze them together. Then you proceed to fuck her in the ass.
by Dc_for_3 November 4, 2009