SILF

SECRETARY I'D LIKE TO FUCK

CHRIS: DO YOU HAVE A SECRETARY
CEDRIC: YES, WHY DID YOU ASK?
CHRIS: NO REASON
CEDRIC: BUT SHE IS A HOT SILF

by SILF FUCKER April 19, 2010

SILF

Sandwich I'd Like to Fuck. No metophore, no second meaning... It's just a ham, cheese, tomatoe and lettuce on wheat sandwich that you would like to smother with your Man Mayo.

Schoolboy 1: Hey did your mom pack your lunch today?

Schoolboy 2: Yeah... Why?

Schoolboy 1: SILF!!! *starts fucking sandwich*

by Kkris October 20, 2008

SILF

Sibling I'd Like to Fuck

my sister got out of the shower the other day and i couldnt resist the urge to finger bang her, which then led to jizz worthy fornication.
that hoe's a mother fucking SILF!!!

by Jackzilla April 5, 2009

SILF

sheep i'd like to fuck

pratshan: wow look, a pink SILF i've never seen one of those before
frankesky: bugger off you butters minger. UGLYYYYY. mmmm that is a nice SILF though =

by natttt =] January 4, 2008

SILF

Smiley I'd Like (to) Fuck.

That emoticon is a total SILF.

by Trololololololololololol SILF August 25, 2011

SILF

Slug I'd Like to Fuck
Slug as in a woman with a damp pussy

You see that girl over there, what a SILF.
I want that SILF to rub all over my bald head.

by seacull16 June 16, 2018

SILF

When your sister wants you to fuck her. In most cases, brothers ask their sisters. But that's probably the only thing that sibs can agree on...
sex love sisters brothers ass yummy tits penis dick vagina seducer

Sister: Bro, come here for a sec...

Brother: What?

Sister: (strips off clothing)

And they lived happily ever after..
But she's a guy stealing SILF!

by The Girl Who Kicked Thru Iron August 21, 2010