poptarting

The act of covering the outside of a woman's vagina with ejaculate while she is on her period, then waking up the following morning when it has dried and eating her out. (... like a strawberry poptart...)

Him: You know that little hoe Debbie?
You: ... yeh?
Him: I was totally poptarting her this morning.
You: Fuck man, that shit really like strawberries with icing?!
Him: ....

No...

by ItsAPosition May 9, 2011

Poptart

A fagot who enjoys getting his anus sucked/licked clean very sloppily with all out tongue action. Think of a kindergartner finger painting but messier.

1)That guy's such a poptart.
2)I heard Tom is a poptart now.

by Gavin Gill August 15, 2008

Poptart

1)When a breast implant explodes or expands inside of a woman's breast.
2)An extremely good snack when frozen or even when heated.

1)Wow! Did Pamela Anderson almost have a poptart.
2)Mmmmm....Gotta love those poptarts.

by Tyler Oulette August 29, 2008

Poptarted

To the point where you get so high and so drunk your past krunk. And you crave for poptarts.

"Ya i'm so fucking poptarted"

"Yo what you doing tonight?" "I'm gettin POPTARTED!" "Can I come?"

by bminor June 20, 2011

Poptart

A popular toaster pastry that comes in a wide variety of flavors. Its imperative that anytime one is seen out of its wrapper, "POPTART" must be screeched.

Friend: "Yum, a Poptart"
You: "POPTART!!!"
Friend : *cowers with fear at noisy friend*

by MEEEP!KATZEN! July 9, 2010

Poptart

sugary cracker thing

mmmm, I sure do love me some toasted poptarts in the morning, the key to a perfect breakfast

by TheMoistPopTart April 24, 2021

poptarted

to make someone fall drop dead in love with you

Ryan poptarted Christine with his pimp cooter talk

by xine October 7, 2005