One person in a group of stoners who feels the need to look like they know something about weed and criticizes everybody elses weed
Weed critic: Dude that blunt is way to fat it'll never light

Me: Just shut the fuck up and take a toke
by fthatdog July 24, 2008
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a burning man parade of women riding bikes, with or without exposed breasts. as of 2009, this parade is little more than a 'girls gone wild' event with a twist. under the guise of being a display of female empowerment, this is simply a parade women exploiting themselves for the age-old attention-from-men benefit.

while the parade itself is tolerable because it moves away as soon as it arrives, the estrogen laden gathering (a so-called sacred ritual of empowerment) following the parade is reprehensible to anyone who doesn't hate men.

the ritual forms on the OPEN playa, and immediately sets up a perimeter viciously guarded by recruited males (manginas) with orders to repel all other men. the ritual turns this once open space into an antisocial misandric pit.

this segregating event is so malevolent, that as the 'ritual' expands it runs over male burners doing their own thing. the magina thugs verbally assault and physically intimidate the men, and in some cases threaten violence if a man doesn't divert his eyes or move away from the wicked pit.
the misandrists of critical tits are no longer welcome one the open playa. such future gathering will not be tolerated.
by marybethjones March 4, 2010
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To be able to think outside of the box. To understand both sides of the arguement fully iregardless of which side your arguing from, to give you a full perspective of the whole dispute hence enabling inteligent thinking. To be able to think for your self without the influence of anything. To be able to make decisions and form your own opinions without any influence form anything else. Thinking for your self and realising when you are wrong and when you are right.

Having a clear understanding of the main attributes for critical thinking as stated above are the main attributes for critical thinking.
Person 1: How do you know your religion is true and that there is a God?

Person 2 (a critical thinking reply): I believe because i was brought up to believe what i believe and i have respect for what i beleive in and my religion, on the other hand i understand where your coming from and i value ur opinion and question, what are your ideas and philosies of a greater being ?

Person 1: How can u belive in God when u cant see him or anything ?

Person 2: it is what i choose to believe in just like you choose not believe but i value and respect your opinion on the subject .

as you can see person 2 was open to criticism about believing in God and he replied understanding the other persons arguement and had respect for it. To be able to think critically you have to respect your fellow human beings opinions and thought process in order to understand him/her properly.
by Akcevre81 August 31, 2009
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Any passenger for Uber or Lyft that gives you a bad rating over the most ridiculous thing you can imagine.
I got a text, an email and an alert on my mobile device from (ridesharing company) about how dirty my car is. Came to find out it was a fucking ride critic that complained about the water spots on the right side windows.
by DecemberTwentynine August 10, 2017
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Insult(s) that offer(s) suggestions regarding improvement.
My mother gave me some constructive criticism on my spelling and grammar.
by Diggity Monkeez January 22, 2005
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A self-proclaimed critic who is especially fond of criticizing anything whilst being hypocritical.
John, "Hey man what's with Greg?"
Jack, "Oh he's just a hypo-critic, just ignore him."
John, "He's always so unmannerly and today he told me I'M rude. The nerve."
by misslyss. February 24, 2011
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When you are physically incapable of holding in a shit any longer.
I was at Home Depot with my girlfriend when suddenly I reached Critical Mass and had to run to the closest toilet to avoid sitting in my pants. Thank god we were in the plumbing isle.
by Ken "the loose canon" Loveman November 25, 2012
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