This decadent procedure requires two people. You start by having one person invert his or her anus and pull out at least three inches (the more the merrier) of inside-out colon. The other partner then forcefully grasps this handful of chocolate flume and injects it with botox, causing it to become firm and rigid. Once this is done, the other partner can proceed to vigorously insert this hardened mud tube into his own, thereby simulating a french kiss.
If you really want to liven things up, both partners should be sure to take a few laxatives before beginning.
If you really want to liven things up, both partners should be sure to take a few laxatives before beginning.
Matt: "Hey Chris, since we are flaming homos, how about a Bulgarian French kiss?"
Chris: "I was just thinking the same thing! Good thing I just took an entire bottle of laxatives!"
Chris: "I was just thinking the same thing! Good thing I just took an entire bottle of laxatives!"
by EhEsDeEf November 2, 2010
A Back Door French Kiss is when one person places their own anus against someone else's anus and then proceeds to defecate into the other's anus.
by Scunt_McGravy September 29, 2018
by Prof. Dipl.-Ing. Dr. Fritz Schlong August 2, 2003
means to kiss your ass and to stick your toung up it while doing it.
usually an insult but can be a sexual come on among gays.
usually an insult but can be a sexual come on among gays.
by Deep Blue 2012 August 17, 2009
by Monkeys bus January 30, 2020
The act of introducing your toung all you can inside your sexual partner's brown eye, imitating the way you give a french kiss using the butt as cheeks and the respective amount of hair as a mustage. XD
-wow! she looks so happy... 'n clean!
-of course my horse! i gave'er a black french kiss (bfk) 'n i let'er pretty clean down there.
-of course my horse! i gave'er a black french kiss (bfk) 'n i let'er pretty clean down there.
by izzuez April 30, 2007
Kevin: he mike guess what..
Mike: what??
Kevin: tomorrow is national French kiss day so here is ur chance with Kayla!
Mike: what??
Kevin: tomorrow is national French kiss day so here is ur chance with Kayla!
by Destiny love April 12, 2018