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Dr Dre's Beats 

Overpriced crappy plastic headphones. Cost more than $500 yet sound worse than the $100 equivalent. Generally worn by hipsters as a "status symbol" although audiophiles generally laugh at them due to their idiocy. Thought by many to be "the best headphones ever" (Google it!), but they're idiots. Tend to snap in half after about half an hour's use, or stolen by a hipster or #swag #yolo person etc. Frequently copied (badly) by Mr. C. Kwan-Gok-Zhao from China, for the purposes of giving the hipsters the same sound and build quality for $300 less.
"Look at that tool wearing his Dr Dre's Beats, he could have bought some good headphones like sennheisers/B&Ws/Marshalls etc, I bet he thinks they're the best headphones in the world"
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Dr. Gonzo's Bazooka Circus 

A Famous band in South Florida, who'se lyrics are about sex, drugs, and more sex. Can usually be seen in the Culture room. They support the safe sex.
" They are sooooo damn cool, I wanna know when they are playing next "

Dr. Backburger 

A voyeur who specializes in studying pictures of backburgers.
Dr. Backburger’s only medical advice is not to eat backburgers with sesame seeds.
Dr. Backburger by Boozeturd May 30, 2021

Dr. Billiam G Bucey

Our one supreme overlord.
Bucey: Is that David Bucey?
Gary: No, Bucey. That is our supreme overlord, Dr. Billiam G Bucey.
Dr. Billiam G Bucey by Boctor Ducey December 12, 2010

dr. burrito

When your doctor touches your nurse, in a mexican way.
In experienced my first Dr. Burrito in the restroom at Aunt Chiladas.
dr. burrito by Nurse H.H. Chilada October 22, 2008

Dr.Bennett Style 

Getting side track while teaching and talking 50 miles per hour and only to take up two minutes of class while the students think it’s been an hour
Hannah: “it isn’t time to go yet”
Brian: “That’s Dr.Bennett Style just power through it”
Dr.Bennett Style by BLACKSALAD23 February 5, 2019

Dr_Bloxyburg 

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Dr_Bloxyburg by kill13124 February 27, 2021