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crotch rocket

a bmx trick in which the rider, while in the air, puts both feet on the rear pegs to execute a "rocket air," but covers his/her crotch with both hands to perform the "crotch" part of the trick.
Did you see Joe crash doing a crotch rocket? Dude's balls must be hurtin' like crazy!
crotch rocket by probe joe April 8, 2004

crotch rocket

a machine that travels at unreal speeds of 200mph (mach 0.25) and is capable of cutting a pickup in half, ending multiple lives simultainiousely.
Susuki GSXR or,gixxer
Honda CBR
Yamaha R1
Kawasaki ZX-R
crotch rocket by OnyxO September 4, 2004

Crotch Rocket

When the reciever of oral sex queefs in your mouth while engaged in oral sex with a female or creature with a vaina.
Shit dude. I was eating out your mom and she crotch rocketed me!

crotch rocket

people who dont leave their name are too afraid of getting their ass kicked for talking shit about buicks.
And whats with this street legal /not street legal bullshit.
You sound like my grandpa worrying about piddly ass shit laws.
dont you know that cops always go after hot dog bikers first anyway
Hell i drove my car for six months with no muffler or exhaust pipe and the cops never stopped me and dont try to tell me i burned my exhaust valves and sound like you never made it past 5th grade
this cop was chasin me on my crotch rocket and i turned a corner and slipped on some sand and fell and the cop car ran my prep ass over!
Damn am i ever a sperm burpin slarfer
crotch rocket by Anonymous April 9, 2003

crotch rocket

Crotch rocket is slang for a tampon.
Teacher: "Why did Suzie just get up and leave class?"

Linda: "She went to go change her crotch rocket."

crotch rocket

dude he is so going to kill himself on that crotch rocket
crotch rocket by smiley420 August 29, 2011