Californian Souffle

When one collects the semen of a young girl and mixes it with the diarrhea of another young girl, adds carrots, peas, and mayonnaise, pours the ingredients into a bowl, and puts it into an oven 375 degrees for 3 hours. it is considered a delicacy in many areas surrounding Central California.

Person 1: Honey, the Californian Souffle is done!
Person 2: Oh boy, time to throw a munch!

by The Booty Consumer December 11, 2018

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Californian Immigrants

The rich, fake tanned, and so called classy people who move to your neighborhood. Usually of a Catholic or related religion. Tends to mention they're from California over and over

See those tan, rich bastards that just moved in to the Johnson's old place?

Yeah, they look like Californian Immigrants! Go Home!

by NAD216 August 29, 2011

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californian wedding ring

A butthole, generally a dude's. Something not as tight as it could be.

Good thing it was a californian wedding ring or I'd rip the skin on Frank the meat tank.

by Peteygthing August 8, 2019

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californian bath

a californian bath is when someone sprays themselves with cheap cologne or uses dove body wash because they are poor. After the bath they take about 3 grams of white widow and put it in a vaporizer. Once they have done that they take the bag of the thc and inhale it. After inhaling it they then take some right gaurd and spray themselves with it and then go out to a cheap bar and pick up some hookers.

guy1: "hey man wanna go out to a bar?"
guy2: "yeah! yeah! let me take a shower first."
guy1: "nah man! We have to go now!"
guy2: "ok ok ok ok. let me take a californian bath and get high"
guy1: "narly!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! we can get some hookers after so they can suck my fucking cock and i can get HIV or herpies!"
guy2: "yeah.............thats not a good idea.
guy1: "i love pot! niggers! and hoes!"

by brooks :D February 8, 2010

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