When an ill male’s phlem mixes with his baby batter creating an even thicker, stickier, and sort of greenish cum that is blasted out when he sneezes.
Yoel came down with a bad case of the sniffles and when grandma brought him some tissues for that drippy nose he sneezed and hawked a fat cock loogie right in her old lady eye.
by ElongD69 March 15, 2018
A loogie boogie is when you stick your index finger inside Landon's warm asshole and take it out and have him lick the shit stains off your finger
by Kiljoish April 21, 2020
When a woman that you've just ejaculated in, is on top of you and your jizz is coming out of her like a loogie.
by Prpldick December 17, 2016
Also known as a "Dick Loogie," a Weenie Loogie is inventive slang for male ejaculation that offers up the proper, explosive visual the world's been looking for.
"Dude, my weenie loogie could've cleared the right field wall at Yankee Stadium last night."
"She got me worked up so quickly, my weenie loogie launched much earlier than expected, just clearing her forehead."
"She got me worked up so quickly, my weenie loogie launched much earlier than expected, just clearing her forehead."
by Tim Hernia June 13, 2016
Sammie: Mickey was pegging me so hard that when he pulled out I looked to see why and a cock loogie hit me right in the eye!
Jeannie: oh my gosh! My boyfriend normally puts his cock loogies into his dirty socks.
Jeannie: oh my gosh! My boyfriend normally puts his cock loogies into his dirty socks.
by REALST8R October 14, 2020
by Snootchibootchi September 27, 2017
n. Exactly what it sounds like. A big, sticky clump of crotch mucus. Only achievable thorugh stimulation of the penis.
Tell your friends.
Tell your friends.
Guy 1: So eventually, she went down on me.
Guy 2: Fuck yeah! Did you hawk a crotch loogie?
Guy 1: You know it. All over her face.
Guy 2: Fuck yeah! Did you hawk a crotch loogie?
Guy 1: You know it. All over her face.
by Anonononononononononymous3 July 13, 2011