by CaptainDuckman October 26, 2019
the person that is constantly at war with their itchy genitals- usually in public places such as the office or work place. Often tried to be concealed by way of going to town through the pocket or under a desk/table.
by dobbs November 11, 2005
(Pejorative) A term of opporobrium used to denigrate the targeted person's masculinity, typically directed towards someone with whom one has a violent disagreement over politics or philosophy. (Southeastern U.S. usage, since at least circa 1955)
Former Alabama Governor George C. Wallace, when running for President on the American Independent Party ticket in 1968, castigated Democratic presidential nominee Hubert H. Humphrey and other northern liberals and supporters of desegregation & affirmative action as a "group of goddamned, mealy mouthed sissy britches."
"For all the 'celebrities' who want to move to Canada, i say go. if you don't like the way Pres. Bush is running our country, get the hell out. same with all you other people. you do NOT have to stay here. if you don't like freedom and the prospect of defending it, GET THE FUCK OUT. we don't need people like you trashing-talking our country. we need more people who are willing to kick some ass to protect it. not some sissy-britches libral. it is true that Bush KICKS ASS!"
-- posted by trustworthy demon 711, Americans Moving to Canada Forum
"For all the 'celebrities' who want to move to Canada, i say go. if you don't like the way Pres. Bush is running our country, get the hell out. same with all you other people. you do NOT have to stay here. if you don't like freedom and the prospect of defending it, GET THE FUCK OUT. we don't need people like you trashing-talking our country. we need more people who are willing to kick some ass to protect it. not some sissy-britches libral. it is true that Bush KICKS ASS!"
-- posted by trustworthy demon 711, Americans Moving to Canada Forum
by Guy Lazarus March 1, 2006
Splatter Britches or splatterbritches is the what you call some one after a showing/smelling shart. He then takes the walk of shame. 2 Someone who bleeds from the rectum and feels the need to share with everyone about his condition,Frequently uses office toiletries to construct manpons to also hide the shame.
Splatter Britches or Splatterbritches
Hey Ol Splatterbritches is back! Seen buzzards circling the parking lot!
Hey there Splatterbritches flash her them old snagly yellow wooden teeth! She left? Well that was all she wrote!
Hey Ol Splatterbritches is back! Seen buzzards circling the parking lot!
Hey there Splatterbritches flash her them old snagly yellow wooden teeth! She left? Well that was all she wrote!
by Thisisrichard! February 12, 2015
Metaphor used to describe a condition or situation so intense or sexually exciting it could cause you to ejaculate in your pants. Named for ejaculate being compared to cream in the phrase "cream my jeans". Can be used to describe a person's attractiveness or a situation.
by sprydle December 15, 2008
Britches that is so damn tight and/or low that the damn skank's ass, crack, and/or possibly his/her t'aint is exposed like a damn strumpet.
Paula Abdul's skank britches are so damn skank ass that even ryan seacrest is embarrassed for her ratchety ass.
by lauren clouse May 2, 2011
Mike: When are we going to go? We're gonna be late. If we're late, i'll cry....i swear...LET'S GO!!!
Christian: Easy fussy britches...they're open 24 hours. You'll get your happy meal.
Christian: Easy fussy britches...they're open 24 hours. You'll get your happy meal.
by Breaston June 29, 2009