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Dave: Knock Knock.
Clement: Who's there?
Dave: Europe.
Clement: Europe who?
Dave: That's not a very nice thing to call me.
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F.T.O.B.E. 

Finger Tapping On the Brown Eye. Anal stimulation with a finger.
He was very surprised when I tried a little F.T.O.B.E.
F.T.O.B.E. by Highwayglitter February 8, 2004

B.U.T.F.U.C.H.S 

Bureau of Unregulated Tournaments For Urban Corn Hole Statistics... An organization dedicated to tracking unregulated cornhole matches and keeping records of the results. The organization was formed in Aug. 2004 in response to the growing number of cornhole tournaments taking place outside of standardized tournament format. Since it's insurrection, the B.U.T.F.U.C.H.S. have documented over 22,000 matches and the statistics thereof. Urbanized cornhole matches have become a major concern for tournament cornhole activists. The B.U.T.F.U.C.H.S. have worked tirelessly to alieviate the corncerns of the B.I.T.C.H. (Bureau of International Tournament Corn Holers), the governing body of all tournament cornhole matches.
If you dont throw your corn through the hole properly i'm gonna call the B.U.T.F.U.C.H.S.
B.U.T.F.U.C.H.S by Rich Davis September 18, 2008

F.T.O.B. 

My wife Sandi is a F.T.O.B. !
F.T.O.B. by Carib71 October 15, 2018

I.L.Y.B.I.K.Y.D.F.T.S.W.A.Y.R.J.S.F 

I
Love
You
But
I
Know
You
Don't
Feel

The

Same

Way
And
You
Rather

Just
Stay
Friends
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B I J D A F L D M D G F T 

An abbreviation for, “Bro, I just dumped a fat load down my dog girlfriend’s throat.”
B I J D A F L D M D G F T. I was epic.

D.T.F.A.B. 

Angel:aye mowglie, im D.T.F.A.B., are you?

Mowglie: nah not right now, i still needa sing the bear necessities with fuckin baloo:/
D.T.F.A.B. by Angelkhfgjh June 20, 2008