Person1: i just got a new car.
Person2: nobody fucking cares.
Person1: did you just emotional ambushed me?
Person2: nobody fucking cares.
Person1: did you just emotional ambushed me?
by 88177287 May 8, 2019
by Dru Peecock November 11, 2021
1.a method of shutting somebody up
2.something referred to when somebody's hair is extremely messy and/or greasy.
2.something referred to when somebody's hair is extremely messy and/or greasy.
1.I wish somebody would give her a freaking shampoo ambush about now... she won't shut up!
2.eww that guys hair needs a shampoo ambush PRONTO
2.eww that guys hair needs a shampoo ambush PRONTO
by OlaKiggsworth October 17, 2007
The act of urinating into a condom while having sex, pulling the piss-filled condom off, tying it in a knot, then proceeding to throw the now waste-filled balloon at your partner's face.
Yvonne: So, Taylor told me that John had Golden Ambushed her the other night.
Erika: I always knew John was a sick fuck.
Erika: I always knew John was a sick fuck.
by Indeedilllly November 20, 2012
Dude, Brenda was getting it good and to add to the excitment, I decided to give her a flaming ambush
by Mark Philip Hurd May 27, 2008
Taking or giving yourself "daps" from someone else when they are not actually trying to give you "daps". Usually done when someone says or does something unfunny but quickly pounds another person's unsuspecting fist,
Mikey: "Dude, I hope there will be lots of 16 year olds at the pool today, we can totally holler at them!"
Mike: "Nah Dawg, that isn't really tight... You aren't getting daps for that one..." (Shaking his head).
Zach: "Whatever, you will give him daps later on for that."
(Simultaneously while punching his fist against Mike's, Mikey yells)
Mikey: Ambush Daps, bitches!!!!
Mike: "Nah Dawg, that isn't really tight... You aren't getting daps for that one..." (Shaking his head).
Zach: "Whatever, you will give him daps later on for that."
(Simultaneously while punching his fist against Mike's, Mikey yells)
Mikey: Ambush Daps, bitches!!!!
by Bromancer20 July 30, 2009
n. The act of farting into a pillow, piece of foam rubber, or sweater, and then sneaking up behind someone and pressing into their face. A particularly vile prank after eating spicy, exotic food.
My cousin Flobert was being a little bitch, so I saved up a greasy taco fart, grabbed a cushion from the couch, and totally Nigerian Ambush-ed him.
by skip o'potamus September 25, 2006