When you mix mountain dew with jack daniels thus producing a green beverage
Dude I'm getting so buzzed off this green lantern
by someone_already_took_my_name September 21, 2010
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When a girl is sucking your cock and she gags causing boogers to come out of her nose you lick them off her face and spit it on her tits.
Tj and Robert totally gave Bes a Green Lantern last night!
by Cardiac kid March 20, 2016
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When a male has sex with a female partner who is menstruating, in the dark, with his penis sheathed in a glow in the dark condom.
It was dark, and she was on her period. I rolled on one of those glow in the dark jimmy hats and gave her the old rusty lantern, you know so not blood got into my urethra.
by Colligateclamstuffing May 28, 2019
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The act of deficating on another person, usually for sexual gratification, or as a way of humiliation. Less common but more gratifying than a Golden Shower, where, one person urinates on another.
I love when my boyfriend gives me a golden lantern!
by Poo mo July 8, 2017
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When your girlfriend thinks you're going to fuck her doggie-style, but at the last second you shove it up her ass. Her eyes open so wide in shocking surprise that they light up the whole room.
The room was so dark I couldn't find my car keys, so I gave my wife a Brooklyn lantern. I found them.
by Gern Cranium July 28, 2014
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When someone always uses their phone to win an argument and who can never be wrong
Once again, this wanker is using their wanker’s lantern to win this argument
by Tom fiddle March 16, 2019
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Glowing debris which floats away from a bonfire, usually leaves or paper, which will sometimes burn through clothing or fabric
That god damned sky lantern burned a hole in my pants!
by Suburbanpugmom March 21, 2018
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