When you poop in the shower, then stomp the warm turd down the drain
“I’ll be out in a minute, just gotta finish up this Bono”

“The bathroom always smells worse when the steam carries the Bono
by Babyfarts mageesax September 17, 2019
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Beat off nod off. Self fulfillment followed by a little nap.
I had a quick bono before I could even think about going out last night.
by Bloominagain November 27, 2022
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A term used to describe an erection at the most inappropriate time.

Combination of the word "boner" and the expression "oh, no!"
Woah, I had a bono yesterday while talking to my friend's mom. Very Awkward!
by Dr. Curmudgeon June 21, 2019
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These is an expression for pun intended jokes also known as dry jokes.Mostly used by students from Moi Educational Center.
Whenever I undress in the bathroom, my shower gets turned on.

BONO!
by 254hunnie May 17, 2019
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definition whatever JS2290 chooses it to be either its been noob / idjiot / fatneck / bonehead or all of the above
Rolbox noob: ehy JS make dodeg nuttins and peterbuilt 397
JS2290: 5 year old learn how to spell bono
by slyveon February 24, 2023
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To bomb a test, but with mumbles
“ Yeah I’m just gonna bono the AP exam because the online is garbage...
Bomp...
Bomb...
Fuck.”
by DaShivdawg March 12, 2020
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Used to indicated that the preceding comment did not result in death by skiing into a tree.
Jeff can't go out because he had an accident in Aspen. No Bono.
by ujima October 16, 2009
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