1.A sudden, voluntary, explosion from the penis at midnight, as a result of self arousal, intended to land on the face of another 2.When the recipient of the midnight sneeze awakens and asks what happend? You would explain that you "thought" you heard them sneeze.
She told me she had a headache and wanted to go to sleep. So, at midnight a gave her midnight sneeze.
by Phil Conners October 14, 2011
by Jeff June 25, 2004
by Puddin October 8, 2004
The frozen and contorted, usually mildly retarded looking, facial expression one makes for a few seconds before they let out a sneeze or when experiencing a "Sneezus Interruptus".
Check out his Sneeze Freeze. Take cover, it's going to be a BIG one!
Dude, you have an extreme squishy face you're sneeze freezing!
Bob: You were going to sneeze but it got away, huh?
Dave: How did you know?
Bob: I saw your sneeze freeze.
Dude, you have an extreme squishy face you're sneeze freezing!
Bob: You were going to sneeze but it got away, huh?
Dave: How did you know?
Bob: I saw your sneeze freeze.
by Jack Chau January 27, 2011
by dobbari May 24, 2019
Random individual dressed in charity shop Brown asking everyone at the top of their lungs if you need a " Big Tissue ?".
( must walk round that street sneeze )
I don't need a Big Tissue .
( must walk round that street sneeze )
I don't need a Big Tissue .
by Trentbridge Troll July 7, 2015
A sneeze breeze is the gust of air that comes from the mouth/nose of a person who is sneezing nearby. It is especially offensive if it is felt by a person standing nearby the sneezer.
I was sitting in front of Evan in class when all of a sudden I heard him sneeze and, to top it off, felt his sneeze breeze on the back of my neck.
by walkthewire December 5, 2009