Located in the valley of TN this place is absolutely dog poopoo, they serve undercooked/overcooked barnacle looking hamburger patties at 11:30…😐 and not to mention the teachers, don’t ask a question it’s a trap, they tell you to ask questions, then when you ask one they tell you that you didn’t listen and then explain it the same way with no differences, insult to injury.
Yoooo Ms.MidlifeCrisis I didn’t understand example 1 what does it mean? Teacher, Steven your absolutely useless, you don’t listen, you talk too much, you don’t care about school and if you listened then you would understand.
Steven, dang. Goes back to not asking questions and suffering in silence.

Seymour Junior High School: the place where we die mentally.
by Everything is taken bruh October 20, 2021
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A place in which dumb and smart people socialise and get in pointless groups for classes,most people that go there are strange and spontaneous but the others ones are secretly planning the deaths of fellow students and smelling their hair for some reason
example 1. I can't believe I survived mahomet seymour junior high .

example 2. Yuno gasai once went to mahomet seymour junior high !She learned how to kill from being stabbed in the neck 1 week after she came!
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A drink that is a spinoff to the drink "Arnold Palmer". The drink consists of Ice Tea, Lemonade, and Sunny D. The mix is 1/2 Ice Tea, 1/6Lemonade, and 1/3 Sunny D. The drinks name came from the a rumor that Phillip Seymour Hoffman likes to pee on people. The more sunny D and lemonade you add the drink will turn into an R Kelly.
That drink is so Arnold Seymour Hoffman Palmer
by UltraBOB July 29, 2013
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A blowy, non inclusive of ball cupping.

Henry VIII was famously against his testicles being handled. Many of his wives were divorced or beheaded before they could learn about this potentially life threatening preference. Jane Seymour, the third wife of Henry VIII, was the only wife to get this right but sadly died shortly after the birth of Edward VI.
1. 'The wife gave me an excellent seymour last night.'

2. 'I wish my wife wouldn't always give me a seymour, my knackers could do with a fondle once in a while.'
by Mr Bahaha August 31, 2014
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Lilly seymour is a girl who has man hands man shoulders man legs and is basically a man so lilly seymour is a man
Emmah:I’m hanging out with Lilly seymour
Person: isn’t that the man hands girl
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Amy Seymour is a badass chick who aint afraid to tell it llike it is. shes a sassy gal who, if u push the wrong buttons, can destroy your will to live, she is loving and caring to her friends and family, but if u do anything to hurt her or her bffs, she will make sure u know that she doesnt like you, THE HARD WAY. Amy is always nice at first but dont mess with Amy Seymour!! P.S She is also best friends with Jasmine Green:)
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