When joos havin' sex wid a bitch on da beach and you totally whip it out roll it in da sand and stick it back in yo.
by derp12345 October 16, 2010
by hantay July 30, 2009
1) "I thought that chick was gonna be fun, but then I hung out with her and I realized I got tricked into jerking off with sanpdper."
2) "Joe is such a douche... I swear he always calls me to play football and everytime it's your basic jerking off with sandpaper!"
2) "Joe is such a douche... I swear he always calls me to play football and everytime it's your basic jerking off with sandpaper!"
by Mel Berg October 6, 2008
when you fill your bathing suit with sand when you go to the beach. and you can feel the sand rubbing against your genitals.
by mad mauler June 5, 2011
by Pissed Off Paul October 9, 2003
A sandpaper flamingo is when having sex on a beach, make sure she is super wet, you take your dick out and stick your head in the sand and stick it back in.
I was mad at my girlfriend so I took her down for a romantic night on the beach and surprised her with a sandpaper flamingo!
by Faja4u September 29, 2009
When you dip your dick in hot wax and pull it out then pour sand on it and wait for it to dry so its rough like sandpaper then you proceed to fuck a girl in her asshole then pull out and with your poopy dick give her a mustache out of her own shit
Yo dude i gave that girl such a rough Columbian Sandpaper Ride last night she will feeling that for weeks
by SweetyN'ready69 January 11, 2009