ticket projectile device

an effective way police officers could ticket a mass of people
while we were walking through washington square park, my friend got stopped by the cops for carrying a 40 in a brown paper bag. he got two tickets, one of which was "intent to consume." at 1:30 am on new year's. i think it would be easier for them to just fill out a bunch of tickets and, using some sort of ticket projectile device, spray them at everybody they pass on the streets on new year's.
by lucas i January 05, 2008
Get the ticket projectile device mug.

ticket projectile device

an effective way police officers could ticket a mass of people
while we were walking through washington square park, my friend got stopped by the cops for carrying a 40 in a brown paper bag. he got two tickets, one of which was "intent to consume." at 1:30 am on new year's. i think it would be easier for them to just fill out a bunch of tickets and, using some sort of ticket projectile device, spray them at everybody they pass on the streets on new year's.
by lucas i January 05, 2008
Get the ticket projectile device mug.

Projectile Nut Shot

It's when you have a direct hit as when a blunt object is aimed for your soft bits.
What the hell was that? Fred Durst on the receiving end of a citrus fruit projectile nut shot.
by illinoishorrorman January 16, 2018
Get the Projectile Nut Shot mug.
Not a gun, unless you make it a gun, don't add gunpowder, you eat that, big slingshot, it's anything but a gun!
Stanger: hey kids, do you want a high speed projectile launcher?

Kids: yeah!
by The TRUE waynesboro tn redneck October 07, 2022
Get the High speed projectile Launcher mug.

Projectile Voriental

When a person has consumed an excess of alcohol and projectile vomits which covers a large surface area
- Dude, i threw up chinese

- what?

- I threw up everywhere

- Thats called Projectile Voriental brah
by James the Jimmy August 26, 2009
Get the Projectile Voriental mug.

Projectile dysfunction

Projectile dysfunction is a condition in where a tank or any gun or projectile launcher’s barrel is oddly flaccid.
Person 1:My tank has projectile dysfunction
person 2: what the fu-
by December 12, 2023
Get the Projectile dysfunction mug.

projectile information

Information violently thrust information on someone, usually during instruction, or in the context of a training class. Delivering projectile information is generally the result of instructor poor planning and/or instructor experience.
My instructor wasted so much time in class yesterday that today was basically projectile information.
by misterurban December 12, 2014
Get the projectile information mug.