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Projectile Trifecta 

The art of both Projectile Pissing, Projectile Vomiting and Projectile Shitting, all at the same time. This fast release of liquid and weight has, at times, been fatal, which is known as the Ultimate Exit
After the intense stomach flu hit him, John experienced a true Projectile Trifecta, leaving him utterly exhausted and in need of a thorough clean-up.

Projectile Lobotomy 

Another term for a Headshot.

The bullet (projectile) causes catastrophic brain damage (i.e. what a lobotomy is) on its pass through the skull.
spotter: "see that guy on the roof? with the launcher? smoke em."
sniper: "projectile lobotomy coming right up."
Projectile Lobotomy by Sheepybeepy September 14, 2025

Erectile Projectile 

A penis which is full of semen, waiting to explode.
-removes my boxers and my member is a erectile projectile ready to be used-

erectile projectile 

A load of semen that a man shoots.
My erectile projectile just landed on my cat walking past :(
erectile projectile by weluvb0g February 3, 2004

penile projectile 

Ejaculation, urine, or anything that launches out of the penis.
Look out! My penile projectile is about to land in your coke!

Desperate Projectile 

Any Random, hard, throw able object(s) found around you thrown at someone in desperation.

Like staplers from your desk while your boss is lecturing you about your TPS reports, or your shoe thrown at George Bush for some (Iraqi) reason or another.

Usually these aren't planned to be thrown but used to quickly satisfy the urge to hit someone that is extensively pissing you off.
The Iraqi finally had it with the President of the US, he DESPERATELY looked around for a PROJECTILE;
(hence Desperate Projectile)
removed his shoe and lobbed it at him. The Iraqi not being satisfied with his first throw took off his other shoe and attempted to hit George Bush Again.