by walt kershner March 27, 2008
A horny ecuadorian who always gets red carded whenever he tries to touch his girl
probably a mets fan and plays some type of musical instrument like guitar
probably a mets fan and plays some type of musical instrument like guitar
by Go Yankees! December 20, 2009
N. someone who smokes weed and has more fun doing boring everyday things rather than doing something exciting
Girl 1: Damn, I was smokin' with this guy last night. We got really high, i wanted to bone, but all he wanted to do was watch t.v.
Girl 2: Wow, what a nelson. Sounds boring
Girl 2: Wow, what a nelson. Sounds boring
by Drake Fisher February 9, 2009
v. Semi-erotic food fingering to check for quality, doneness, and juiciness approved only by Mr. Nelson himself.
by Santee Men August 11, 2020
A term used in absolutely owning a person using the most random and idiotic phrases, yet it is so brilliant.
*Boy 1 to Boy 2*
Boy 1: Hey, what's red and smells like blue paint?
Boy 2: I dont know what?
Boy 1: Red paint, dumbass.
Boy 3: You just got nelsonized.
Boy 1: Hey, what's red and smells like blue paint?
Boy 2: I dont know what?
Boy 1: Red paint, dumbass.
Boy 3: You just got nelsonized.
by SycoYoshi8 October 10, 2011
Random Dude: Dang man, my girlfriend, she just shat a huge Nelson and left it in the toilet.
Random Dude 2: Dude, that's gross.
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Girl 1: Ew, there's a Nelson in my class and he just gave me his number. What should I do?????
Girl 2: Flush it down the toilet duh!
Random Dude 2: Dude, that's gross.
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Girl 1: Ew, there's a Nelson in my class and he just gave me his number. What should I do?????
Girl 2: Flush it down the toilet duh!
by gimmedatmoet April 25, 2011
My uncle own numerous boats and jet airplanes, and he is the star of the newest Indiana Jones movie... stop being a nelson kid.
by JjHair November 23, 2009