Amanda: this guy keeps using facebook messenger to contact me and i dont know who he is
Becky: wow thats so weird he probably saw you on his suggested friends or something. You should definitely call the police
Amanda: dont you think thats a little dramatic Becky?
Becky: no.
Becky: wow thats so weird he probably saw you on his suggested friends or something. You should definitely call the police
Amanda: dont you think thats a little dramatic Becky?
Becky: no.
by Ishwbwna November 6, 2014
The time it takes to respond to a non-urgent internet message, ranging anywhere from 10 minutes to up to six months after receiving the message
Named after (though not limited to) Facebook Messenger
Named after (though not limited to) Facebook Messenger
by ActionManly June 22, 2021
A person that hears gossip about Person B from Person A, then goes and tells Person B the gossip about them
Person A “OMG DID YOU HEAR?!?!”
gossip messenger “ABOUT WHAT?”
Person A “Person B cheated on her boyfriend”
Gossip messenger “😳😧”
Gossip messenger goes and tells person B about their gossip that they heard is going around the school...
person b “😞😭😭😭😭 BUT I DIDNT!!!”
gossip messenger “ABOUT WHAT?”
Person A “Person B cheated on her boyfriend”
Gossip messenger “😳😧”
Gossip messenger goes and tells person B about their gossip that they heard is going around the school...
person b “😞😭😭😭😭 BUT I DIDNT!!!”
by Dumdumniceface December 22, 2017
a goof up on messages that’s so bad that you can’t seem to understand how the person made one word into the other
ex: trying to say door but saying golf instead
message 1: “I bought my dad a new set of door clubs for his birthday”
message 2: “*golf clubs 🤦 ♂️ I meant golf clubs. The messenger’s goof strikes again“
message 1: “I bought my dad a new set of door clubs for his birthday”
message 2: “*golf clubs 🤦 ♂️ I meant golf clubs. The messenger’s goof strikes again“
by doodleoodles September 18, 2019
the act of destroying an entire civilisation with copious amounts of gunpowder and illegal firearms while watch itadaki seiki.
by Hariavolo December 15, 2022
A now defunct social media client for Windows, Mac, Web, iOS and Android that was literally once the best thing ever. Yahoo Messenger introduced in 2001, IMVironments. It had characters such as Dilbert, Nintendo, and Hello Kitty trying to take your background screen. In 2004, the much-loved Adobe Flash-powered Audibles was added and a ton of them was from the satire adult show, Happy Tree Friend's. It was popular in countries such as the Philippines, and finally was shut down in 2016. It was replaced with a "new version" that had nothing to do with the original. All the other definitions other than this are incorrect, because of calling them "slow" for the older versions.
Remember Yahoo Messenger?
Yeah, I loved the HTF audibles, and those were really good. I wish Yahoo Messenger is still around today.
Yeah, I loved the HTF audibles, and those were really good. I wish Yahoo Messenger is still around today.
by JadenTheMoose September 22, 2022
This games makes you realize that you’re not straight when you notice how Jaehee’s route is the most calm of them all and how Rika is the most interesting character. Instead of being attracted to the male characters, they might simply just give you gender envy. You might experience some comphet in the beginning because “I can fix him”. But yeah Mystic Messenger is amazing 10/10 would spend 75$ for Saeran route.
When first downloading: ohhh look fun mystery chat game :)
Mystic messenger: come chat with pretty boys!! And a pretty girl!! And RUIN YOUR SLEEP SCHEDULE. Did you eat yet?
Me:…
Rika and Jaehee: exists
Me: gay
Also me: starts choosing the “But I’m not a girl” option in the prologue chatroom. Y’know just a as a joke. Totally. #stillcisthough ??
Game tried to make me love Jumin and V but instead I love them shipped together
Saeran best boy
Mystic messenger: come chat with pretty boys!! And a pretty girl!! And RUIN YOUR SLEEP SCHEDULE. Did you eat yet?
Me:…
Rika and Jaehee: exists
Me: gay
Also me: starts choosing the “But I’m not a girl” option in the prologue chatroom. Y’know just a as a joke. Totally. #stillcisthough ??
Game tried to make me love Jumin and V but instead I love them shipped together
Saeran best boy
by genderfluid so its always gay November 28, 2021