At 5'7" 212 lbs, the halfback Maurice Jones-Drew has become widely accepted as one of the best 2nd round picks of the 2006 NFL Draft. Currently playing for the JAX Jaguars, MDJ ran for 13 touchdowns and 941 yards off 166 carries, at an average of 5.7 yards per carry in his rookie season, despite only starting one game, playing the rest behind Fred Taylor. He also got 436 yards receiving, including 2 receiving TD's. He returned 31 kicks at an average of 27.7, with one touchdown.
Maurice Jones-Drew is too small to have an impact at HB in the NFL...it worked at college but- oh crap he's great i'd best shut up
by Jonny.07 January 15, 2007
Maurice has a big cock and women love him. He loves having sex with them. They want to have sex with him too. Most of the women Maurice has Sex with are sexy lady babies. Besides to this he is not gay because loves sexy women and they like him and they have lots of sex together because Maurice has a huge cock and he is a young sexy motherfucker. He likes playing cool games like Barbies secret adventures but the sexy women he has a lot of sex with don‘t, because when Maurice plays it they cant have sex with him, so they cry. His hobbys are playing the flute, playing golf and having tons of sex. Other men want to have sex with him to, but Maurice doesnt, because hes not gay. Still, if he could, he would fuck himself but he is not gay.
Quote from the goat:
„If you want to be happy, you need a sexy woman who can cook, a sexy woman who loves you, a sexy woman who would never leave you, a sexy woman who wants to have lots of sex with you and last but least the most important thing: they shouldnt know about each other.“
Quote from the goat:
„If you want to be happy, you need a sexy woman who can cook, a sexy woman who loves you, a sexy woman who would never leave you, a sexy woman who wants to have lots of sex with you and last but least the most important thing: they shouldnt know about each other.“
by Chris Peacokc November 24, 2021
by ilovemaurice23 August 27, 2023
"Some people call me the space cowboy, some call me the gangster of love, some people call me Maurice..."
by Jen February 5, 2004
Maurice the pet Rat, or just Maurice, is an aggessive pet rat. But Maurice is different from other pet rats. He can stand on both his rat legs and he wear the same thing as the grim reaper. His eyes are sharp and protrude from his eyes, looking like he's staring right into your soul. His fur is grey.
also called "Maurice the Homeless pet Rat", he has a dad called "Maurice's dad". Maurice does not have a mom nor an owner. He is agressive toward everyone, except his dad and their owner. His way of being aggressive is quite uncommon.
He invades your privacy by staring at you in an aggressive way and t pose to intimidate you. He schreech at the top of his lungs too, but he prefers not to say anything, in a violent way. Maurice the Pet Rat also bites, but it is his least favorite way to be agressive. Even if Maurice loves to be agressive, Maurice the Homeless Rat isnt always agressive. He may be very nice if you take care of him, or if you help him.
also called "Maurice the Homeless pet Rat", he has a dad called "Maurice's dad". Maurice does not have a mom nor an owner. He is agressive toward everyone, except his dad and their owner. His way of being aggressive is quite uncommon.
He invades your privacy by staring at you in an aggressive way and t pose to intimidate you. He schreech at the top of his lungs too, but he prefers not to say anything, in a violent way. Maurice the Pet Rat also bites, but it is his least favorite way to be agressive. Even if Maurice loves to be agressive, Maurice the Homeless Rat isnt always agressive. He may be very nice if you take care of him, or if you help him.
Person 1: watch out, Maurice is there!
person 2: who's maurice?
Maurice the Pet Rat: *stares agressively while
t-posing*
person 2: who's maurice?
Maurice the Pet Rat: *stares agressively while
t-posing*
by Doodle129 May 22, 2021
Richard Ayoade.. Such a nerd and yet we love him anyway. Richard plays the loveable and yet socially retarted character of Maurice Moss on Channel 4's The IT Crowd. Moss is someone who will email the emergency services in the case of a fire, who will get the words fire and golf mixed up and will tell somebody you're dead and then try to flee the country. In short, Moss is the nerdiest character to have ever graced our screens but we love him anyway. He also plays a shaman called Naboo on the Mighty Boosh.
by Arlinah August 29, 2008
Micheal Maurice is the ugliest most dumbest boi you will ever meet he has at least 45 brian issues and has the smallest ears ever but at least he is dummy thicc
by Micheal maurice December 9, 2019