The machine at the gym that looks like a bench press but has guiding rails that keep the barbell in a straight up and down line. Use this and your strength and reputation at the gym may suffer.
Bro #1: Hey you see Alan over there working the smith machine?
Bro #2: Yeah bro, poor guy won't be getting his swole on any time soon pumping that thing.
Bro #2: Yeah bro, poor guy won't be getting his swole on any time soon pumping that thing.
by junksniffer45 June 24, 2013
by stankyluigi December 10, 2020
Based off of an inside joke from a video MiniLadd posted.
By refering to "The Machine Gun", they are referring to a Youtube adult streamer who sold her socks for coins to buy a "Machine Gun" which is a quick moving sex machine.
By refering to "The Machine Gun", they are referring to a Youtube adult streamer who sold her socks for coins to buy a "Machine Gun" which is a quick moving sex machine.
Black Card: Word to the wise, never put ______in your vagina.
White Card Placed by 'mininumber1' : The Machine Gun
THE INSIDE JOKE TO RULE ALL!! - Cards Against Humanity- MiniLadd (7:27)
White Card Placed by 'mininumber1' : The Machine Gun
THE INSIDE JOKE TO RULE ALL!! - Cards Against Humanity- MiniLadd (7:27)
by JojoNightshade December 31, 2018
Hi, I'm Billy Mays here to introduce you to The Machine Gun! But wait, there's more! Order one right now and get a free pair of socks!
by CalmTony1027 August 5, 2017
by Harn September 14, 2006
One who machine hops, or people at the gym that are really fucking annoying. And all they do is switch to random machines and do 1-3 reps and 1 set. It also sucks working out with them because they keep on bothering you to switch machines to the point where you want to shoot yourself, and they also wonder off when you tell them to spot you. These people are usually weak.
Me: Hey buddy, spot me.
Machine Hopper: Alright.
*wonders off to a different machine
*Bar falls on me and I can't lift it up
Me: Where the fuck are you doing, I told you to spot me!
Machine Hopper: I'm sorry!
*Lifts bar up
Me: Well sorry isn't enough.
*Beats the shit out the machine hopper
*Machine hopper cries and falls off a building
Machine Hopper: Alright.
*wonders off to a different machine
*Bar falls on me and I can't lift it up
Me: Where the fuck are you doing, I told you to spot me!
Machine Hopper: I'm sorry!
*Lifts bar up
Me: Well sorry isn't enough.
*Beats the shit out the machine hopper
*Machine hopper cries and falls off a building
by Petroleum Jelly October 2, 2011
by s1nj1ns bu55y February 18, 2021