Having sex using the ear canal as the orifice. The term is derived from the fact that Amish people use candles for light. Candles are made from wax, and wax can naturally be found in the ear.
by PensylvanniaDutchConvert April 1, 2014
by Empress Kikikens February 20, 2004
as defined by the reality TV show Forensic Mysteries on HLN, this a synonym phrase for "not the brightest person around"
boy 1) yo come to my backyard, i want to start a party by going out to weed
boy 2) are you an uptard, your dad, or mom will notice.
boy 1) nope my mom is not even home from work and my dad is not the brightest lightbulb in the chandelier, he will think we are trying to burn Cheetos on the barbecue or something.
boy 2) are you an uptard, your dad, or mom will notice.
boy 1) nope my mom is not even home from work and my dad is not the brightest lightbulb in the chandelier, he will think we are trying to burn Cheetos on the barbecue or something.
by Sexydimma March 17, 2013
A nigga who dresses up as a lightbulb in order to have gay sex with another man. Most commonly used as a way to get quick cash without actually working.
James: Did you hear what tommy did?
Adam: OH YA!!! he was a Gay nigga lightbulb
James: Can I be ur lightbulb?
Adam: Any day ;D
Adam: OH YA!!! he was a Gay nigga lightbulb
James: Can I be ur lightbulb?
Adam: Any day ;D
by white-duck March 18, 2019
A nigga who dresses up as a lightbulb in order to have gay sex with another man. Most commonly used as a way to get quick cash without actually working.
James: did you hear what tommy did?
Adam: OH YA!!! he was a Gay nigga lightbulb
James: Can I be ur lightbulb?
Adam: Any day ;D
Adam: OH YA!!! he was a Gay nigga lightbulb
James: Can I be ur lightbulb?
Adam: Any day ;D
by white-duck March 18, 2019
"How many South Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A Brazillion. Get it?"
"No."
"Brazil is in South America, and sounds like it could become a number. A Brazillion."
"OH. I'M STUPID."
"No."
"Brazil is in South America, and sounds like it could become a number. A Brazillion."
"OH. I'M STUPID."
by Iss Ya Boi Skinny Penis June 10, 2018
The thing that’s supposed to light up when you get a good idea which explains why it never lights up for you
lightbulb no
by your moms best friend January 16, 2023