Johanna Wagstaff is a weird woman who loves to grind with tectonic plates. You can usually see her in Vancouver trying to create an earth-quake by grinding with the sand causing quicksand.
today I saw on the news that johanna wagstaff had finally caused the mega-thrust earthquake in Vancouver by grinding as hard as she could with the tectonic plates. the reporter asked johanna how it started she said "the connection I feel with the tectonic plates is stronger than extreme weather and climate change #science valentines so I fucked them and fuck all the people who say otherwise because my goal has finally come true". after that she was arrested
by Soggy jane April 16, 2018
Person A: what’s your opinion on Johanna mason?
Person B: she’s the best character. Fight me on that.
Person B: she’s the best character. Fight me on that.
by Shamelessimp August 11, 2021
Johanna Jullenberg is a name that when a person is called like that, it means you are amazingly talented and beautiful. There is one Johanna Kullenberg in Sweden, everybody knows she will become a model soon
by Olivia Hilton December 24, 2016
Johanna is always the pretty girl she’s very funny and you can trust her but she as trust issues sometimes really insecure about herself but no matter how her day is going or how she’s feeling she’s always trying to make people happy and make people laugh so she’s very funny, Johanna is very loyal the best girlfriend you can ever have has to be named Johanna their very attractive and beautiful their very kid and carrying about others they can always make your day better and they can always make you laugh.
Johanna is always the pretty girl she’s very funny and you can trust her but she as trust issues sometimes really insecure about herself but no matter how her day is going or how she’s feeling she’s always trying to make people happy and make people laugh so she’s very funny, Johanna is very loyal the best girlfriend you can ever have has to be named Johanna their very attractive and beautiful their very kid and carrying about others they can always make your day better and they can always make you laugh.
johanna is my best friend.
she is always there for me.
I can laugh,cry and smile with her.
if iam in a bad mood she dont care.
she is beautyful and her style is amazing
she is always there for me.
I can laugh,cry and smile with her.
if iam in a bad mood she dont care.
she is beautyful and her style is amazing
johanna has my heart
by amelie.1105 June 6, 2022
by cowboyeet August 29, 2021