by chun hyang February 6, 2008
A raving madman whose martyrdom brought forth Christianity, a deranged death cult, which, horrifically, is still observed in Western civilization to this day.
Pray to Jesus Christ for salvation or you will die and descend to the bowels of hell where you will be engulfed in eternal hellfire and tortured by demons!
by BennyC May 26, 2007
verb. Non-secular. tying one's sexual partner to a cross with a crown of razorwire or other prickly objects while preforming fellatio to them
by aigle March 15, 2020
The act of drilling a hole; sized just under the girth of your cock, and fucking it whilst reciting Our Father, in an attempt to become closer to God.
Guy 1: What the hell happened to your hand?
Guy 2: I did the Jesus Christ to try and reach higher humanity, I really feel at peace.
Guy 1: Oh, say word.
Guy 2: I did the Jesus Christ to try and reach higher humanity, I really feel at peace.
Guy 1: Oh, say word.
by praisebetogodamen December 25, 2017
A contrived pose in movies to give significance where there is none by mimicing the death of christ on the cross.
Also the title of a Soundgarden song.
Also the title of a Soundgarden song.
Willem Dafoe's jesus christ pose in Platoon was almost as lame as Sean Penn's in Dead Man Walking.
Soundgarden's jesus christ pose is way better than anything Audio Slave has done.
Soundgarden's jesus christ pose is way better than anything Audio Slave has done.
by Buff Bufferman August 7, 2006
The using of christ's name, not necessarily in vain, but to exclaim surprise, disbelief, or disgust.
Also used in the excellent film, Ginger Snaps.
Also used in the excellent film, Ginger Snaps.
'Jesus Christ on a bicycle, Bob! You gave me a fright!'
or
'Jesus Christ on a bicycle! That was soooo gnarly!'
or
'Jesus Christ on a bicycle! That was soooo gnarly!'
by CobyPryant March 25, 2007
by abbicus January 4, 2019