Jarrod Jr is the type of guy to steal your girl. Jarrod Jr is a true player, when he’s not bangin your mom he’s bangin your girl.
by macaronni69 December 3, 2021
by Aqwaguy September 5, 2023
When you get a girl completely naked, without penetrating, then abruptly leave to go make a sandwich (must be deli meat, no burgers, hot dogs, ect.), and eat the sandwich, while finishing yourself off on her toilet. Then leave without saying a word.
He left without saying anything.
Are you missing lunch meat?
Yeah, how did you know?
He must have given you the Dirty Jarrod.
Are you missing lunch meat?
Yeah, how did you know?
He must have given you the Dirty Jarrod.
by DirtyJHuds August 25, 2020
one big planet head motherfucker who got one big ass eyebrow cant even put his shirt on he look like a ape simeon
head so big he cant walk forward cause his head will lean down
head so big he cant walk forward cause his head will lean down
by getgangsta April 13, 2005
A very low person with an extremely small penis that can't accept the fact that nobody likes them. He is also the person that generally most people hate, no one likes Jarrod!
by the egyptian slayer October 27, 2020
Someone who has little to no standards. He will sleep with your mother, sister, daughter, friend, girlfriend, wife and that girl missing a tooth who hangs out at the corner of the bar. He has no self respect, thinks all is justifiable if alcohol is involved.
Don't be a Jarrod Spencer!
by KDC13 March 25, 2018
hayley: "hey jarrod wanna have sex, im a pharmacy assistant and can get free condoms"
jarrod: "okay!"
jarrod: "okay!"
by princess conswala banana-hammock November 4, 2004