I mean, I'd do her

phrase often uttered by guys about a girl that really isn't hot or even cute, but if she was laid out you would fuck her. Doesn't mean any girl that walks, but there is a feel or intuition that would make a guy say the phrase.

"I heard you made out with that APK girl last night. Is she hot?"
"Nah, not hot at all. But I mean, I'd do her."

"You don't think that Snooki is hot?
"No she's sucks. Well I mean, I'd do her."

by spooninspoonout November 9, 2010

Orange I mean eggplant!!!!

a very blonde moment for someone who is supposed to be intelligent.

person 1: Quick! name a vegetable!

person 2: Orange I mean eggplant!!!!

everyone else: hysterical laughter

by ;adjflag/rihga'wih'IHIHGGH February 5, 2010

if you know what i mean

The new "that's what she said."

When you say something, this just makes it sound dirty.
Say anything that you think of that is dirty... then add "if you know what i mean." This makes everything funnier.

"My math homework is so hard... if you know what i mean."
"Let's go do this right now... if you know what i mean."
"That was so quick... if you know what i mean."

by lalala36 October 9, 2009

if you know what I mean

a phrase; which can be added to the end of any sentence to make it sound dirty

Hey, wanna come over for a pizza, if you know what I mean. ;-)

by Robert March 28, 2004

you know what I mean?

a phrase often appended to (generally teenaged) girls' run-on sentences, who are emptily seeking affirmation to what they just said. to you guys who are confronted with this situation, just smile and nod.

so, and she was like totally, mall, you know what i mean?

by drew3o October 5, 2003

You know what i mean?

Something someone says at the end of their sentence after they insulted someone in some way.

Lizzy: She's kind of really pathetic and i can't stand her.

Terry: She's my friend...

Lizzy: I don't have a problem with her, i just don't like the way she carrys herself. You know what i mean?

by onlyif February 4, 2011

Oh SHi- I mean God no

You say this when you are about to say Oh Sh!t ,but your parents walk in the room.

Person 1: *Stubs toe* Oh shi-
Parents: Walk in the room
Person: I mean God NO
Oh SHi- I mean God no is what you do when your about to say a OH SHIT then your parents or innocent kid walks into the room.

by MonkishAphid69420 December 11, 2019