a set of fairly entertaining books that somehow have taken over the world, firmly ensconced themselves in the minds of teenagers, adults, and innocent children alike, and have generated millions of dollars through mass public hysteria.
Kid: I went to get Harry Potter last night at midnight!!
Other Kid: Harry Potter makes me cry because of its dark murders and battle scenes.
Kid: Loser.
Other Kid: Harry Potter makes me cry because of its dark murders and battle scenes.
Kid: Loser.
by youknowyouloveme July 19, 2005
An overly loved book series written with poor grammar with a seemingly limited vocabulary and infinitesimal prose.
The books whilst excellent in their scope and magnificent in their content have no regard for canon, nor respect for the English language.
The books whilst excellent in their scope and magnificent in their content have no regard for canon, nor respect for the English language.
Fan 1: If you don’t like Harry Potter you’re illiterate...
Ex-fan: I don’t anymore because I am literate and all my own writing is compared to that of JK Rowling.
Fan 2: JK Rowling is an excellent writer.
Ex-Fan: Tell that to the pandering Ret-cons, the lack of regard for canon and the only other book she wrote... Oh you didn’t know she wrote another book under a different pen name which flopped more spectacularly than a fat man diving belly first onto a pool of Jelly.
Ex-fan: I don’t anymore because I am literate and all my own writing is compared to that of JK Rowling.
Fan 2: JK Rowling is an excellent writer.
Ex-Fan: Tell that to the pandering Ret-cons, the lack of regard for canon and the only other book she wrote... Oh you didn’t know she wrote another book under a different pen name which flopped more spectacularly than a fat man diving belly first onto a pool of Jelly.
by AJ_Fatt September 5, 2019
THE BEST THING IN THE UNIVERSE
If you don't like Harry Potter then don't associate with other people. You deserve to be isolated from the rest of the human race.
If you don't like Harry Potter then don't associate with other people. You deserve to be isolated from the rest of the human race.
by cora_the_slytherin December 10, 2019
by Jamie Schena! April 12, 2006
Protaganist of a best-selling series of books by JK Rowling. It deals with the his adventures in an alternate universe where magic exists. He fights against the bad guy Voldemort, who killed his parents and wishes to annhilate all the Muggles(i.e- non-magic poeple). Often described as "kiddy books", they are actually very, very well written. The plot is intriguing and quite insightful. It can be read by both kids and adults as it appeals to the two factions on different levels. While most kids think the magic and the fairytale-like aspects are cool, adults can appreciate and relate to the many moralistic debates it brings up.
The movies are complete shite though and rather painful to watch, though. So let's not even go there.
The movies are complete shite though and rather painful to watch, though. So let's not even go there.
by jude86 March 7, 2006
1. A well-written series of books by author J.K. Rowling which are, in fact, quite easy to become obsessively absorbed in.
2. A young wizard with obviously round glasses and a lightning bolt shaped scar on his forehead, put there by He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named on his first birthday. Also has unruly black hair and green eyes.
3. See brilliance.
2. A young wizard with obviously round glasses and a lightning bolt shaped scar on his forehead, put there by He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named on his first birthday. Also has unruly black hair and green eyes.
3. See brilliance.
1. "I just finished reading Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban for the 15th time!"
2. "Stop impersonating Harry Potter, Vicky."
2. "Stop impersonating Harry Potter, Vicky."
by Erin Marie June 13, 2007
A messed up wizard who clearly has some mental problems. The books are brilliantly written, but, seriously... Harry obviously has some problems he needs to clear up with Dr. Phil, or something. TAKE SOME FIGGIN' VIAGRA, RICH BOY!!!!
by Lemon_Salt May 3, 2005