granny circle

A type of thing for manly men, strictly heterosexual, but no girls allowed !!!! They sit in a circle in their grandma’s basement in their grandmas rocking chairs and go “BACK AND FORTH BACK AND FORTH” while the drill sergeant yells at them to hold out. While they’re in the rocking chairs they are masturbating. And they have blank stares on their faces while they moan and groan. Only for da boyz. Reminder this gay orgy is definitely not gay at all. Then the grandma comes down to see da boyz having fun and decides to leave them alone. This is very sex related. After all da boyz leave, the grandma takes the rocking chairs and eats all the salty ice cream while going “boy this is good, real salty and white but good !!!”. And they all meet on Thursday’s to do this, or occasionally when they’re severely horny. Reminder: This is for very manly and heterosexual men. Totally not closeted at all.

Micheal was in a granny circle next to Ben.
“OHHHH STOP IT MICHEAL STOPP” yelled Ben in the granny circle, “IM GONNA CUM AAH AAAAHH” yelled Micheal in the granny circle.

by Milean0875 June 19, 2021

Granny Lane

Trucker Slang. Referring to the right lane or slow lane.

That asshole needs to be in the Granny Lane. He's holding up traffic in the Hammer Lane.

by KingFan43 July 26, 2009

Granny Flip

when a person mixes the drugs LSD, MDMA/ecstasy, and 2CB together

person 1: Hey Newt, wanna go granny flip after my grandmas funeral in memory of her

person 2(Newt): Hell yea dude, maybe we can meet her on the astral plane

by LSDick October 26, 2020

Granny Nap

When a person reaches age of 30 and feels inclined to take uncontrollable naps throghout the day. may also be linked to urinary incontinence.

I texted hayley ages ago, she must be having a granny nap the old bat.

by Sergeant-bathes-donkeys January 6, 2012

Groovy Granny

When even your grandma is cooler than you, and she has more friends than you.

bro I don't know what to do, I have a groovy granny, and she is nonstop with the groovin.

by PablosDrugs March 27, 2020

Granny Raccoon

The best insult known to man.

Bro 1: hey, can you watch my dog this weekend

Bro 2: no you motherfucker

Bro 1: well, you're just a granny raccoon

Bro 2: you did not...

by notagrannyraccoon May 1, 2014

Gagging Granny

An older woman that, despite her age, still loves a vigorous deep throating.

The old broad couldn’t pay me cause her social security check had not arrived so that’s when I leaned that she’s a gagging granny. Accounts paid in full.

I spent the weekend at my grandparents and I know I was woken at 3 am by the sounds of a gagging granny.

by Dick Onchin October 18, 2020