God

Pewdiepie

"Omg is pewdiepie all hail pewdiepie all hail pewdiepie he is god"

by Memelover101 April 30, 2019

God

An excuse for events that we do not yet understand. Also, a word that I sometimes use.

"I am still, thank God, an atheist"

by Adam Litzinger November 27, 2006

God

The most amazing thing you could ever have the reason we live the holy spirt the almighty the lion the lamb the "I AM" !!!!!

All that you need- God

by Princessanna04 January 17, 2017

God

Billions and billions of people all sharing an imaginary friend.

oh, its ok, my sister has an imaginary friend too

by TylerDurden April 26, 2003

God

God
The Creator of it all. The One who made the whole enchalada we call the Universe. One whose Name is disgraced and used by fanatics, false prophets, and politicians. God has many names in every language.

God loves all His children. He hates sin but he loves everyone. So all you people who think "God hates fags", or hates "infidels" or non-Christians or any other type of people - put that in your pipe and smoke it. God created all of us, He loves all of us.

by I Saw U2 Live Twice June 18, 2006

God

Chuck norris's Pet often confused with Chuck Norris himself

God said let there be light Chuck Norris said "Say Please"

by fencing July 9, 2006

God

The supreme being that is omnipotent and omniscient. Since he is omnipontent, he has the power to create a stone so big that he himself cannot lift, and at the same time he must be able to lift it. And since he is omniscient, he has the power to know everything, even what you will do tomorrow, thus, you have no free will.

God is a self contradictory idea.

by FreeThinker07 July 20, 2004