A Turd Ferguson is anyone that repeatedly fails at things.
The ball bounced off the wall and hit him in the face! He is such a Turd Ferguson
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A phrase uttered when a person does a particularly silly or clutz-like act. (i.e. tripping, failing a pick-up line)

Used just like "smooth move," "smooth move, Ferguson" gets its origin from the NBC sitcom, 30 Rock in the episode, "Everything Sunny All the Time Always" Where Tracy Jordan wants to be in on the inside joke - "smooth move, Ferguson!"
(Someone just trips over their own foot)

You: "Smooth move, Ferguson!"
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Greatest man alive. God prays to him.
A master of all that he surveys, he reminds me of Sir Alex Ferguson.
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Jeremy Miles Ferguson; better known as jinxx. Rhythm guitarist of Black Veil Brides (and sometimes voilin)
Quietly and mysteriously sexy.
Also bringing a new meaning to the 'pout'

He was born with a pout

He cannot be out-pouted

(smells like shit according to Andy Biersack)
Dayum, she was pouting like Jeremy Miles Ferguson in that selfie yesterday...
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The most loving man in the whole world. He is my life and will always be. Do not know what I would do without him. He puts a smile on my face when I go to sleep, and makes sure it is still there in the morning.
I love you more and more every day Wayne Ferguson
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Probably the most bitchiest, rude girl you will ever meet. All her friends are the same way and guys only like her because of her body. She usually has her doucshe bag jock boyfriend with her. Never be friends with alayna Ferguson. You’ll regret it.
Dude 1:”ayo whos your girl
Dude 2:”Alayna Ferguson”
Dude 1:”bye.”
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A walking head that resembles Jesus just plain legit at playing Broken Bones
GBF: I'm Garret Bobby Ferguson Not giant bearded face
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