a cute blonde boy that will make you happy every time you see him. you wont be able to stop smiling/ laughing when your around him. he makes you so happy yet you gotta be careful not to catch feeling for him because he talks to many other girls. he makes you feel so confused and will always fucks w ur feelings. hes nice but you have to be careful when ur w him. he thinks hes an absolute sex god but in reality hes just a virgin and hasnt even had his first kiss. hes trustworthy and really caring. a great friend. never let dean go
damnnnn its deannnn
by australiaisburninggg January 4, 2020
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1. 5 ounces of weed, commonly low quality
2. The administrator of a school
1. I got a shipment of 5 Deans from across the border
2. Bill was the dean of the school
by double rainbows14584 February 14, 2011
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A short inconsiderate man full of himself. Thinks way to highly of his own being and believes his penis is much larger than it really is. Talks the talk but in the end will disappoint. Who names their kid Dean anyway!
-You should hook up with him...

--Nah, he's a Dean!

-Ah, totally understand now!
by heslame February 2, 2010
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Derives from the Ukrainian word for day., because if you are unlucky enough to meet a Dean he will ruin your day. And probably your life.

He doesn’t clean up after himself because he’s an ‘electrician’.

His views on covid vaccines are out of date, a bit like his pants. He lives in bath which is ironic because he never has one. He smells worse than a 3 day old disco vag, the condom in his wallet expired in 1999. He can often be seen sporting a dressing gown and slippers. Even at dance events. He has a potty mouth, and often talks about his sister. In a weird way.
I was unfortunate enough to bump into a Dean last night
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Dean is overall a good friend. He is not very smart though. When it comes to Spanish he gets 39s on tests and quizess. His hobby's include going on the roof at his friends houses, failing Spanish tests, and baseball. He is a good athlete. And a good friend. He is extremely good at baseball.
Holy shit I totally pulled a dean on this test.
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The founder of cumcack
If your looking for possibly the gayest dude to walk to earth all you gotta do is call your nearst cumcack and Dean will most likely answer (due to his unquenchable thirst for men).
Anyone in the world: "Hey I just heard Dean opened up a new cumcack down the road"
by head?? May 5, 2020
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A skinny fecker who cant throw a punch for shit
haha what a dean! I cuoldn't feel a thing!
by Suckmeoffsoftly April 26, 2019
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