Jeesh Dave your daughter grew up into such a DILF
by Candymushman August 30, 2010
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DILF means "Dane I'd Like to Fuck". DILF is used for describing an attractive male Dane. The Dane is hot, sexy and a God in bed. If you have a Danish boyfriend, you can say "Hey DILF" when you want to tell him you want to have sex.

DILF can also mean "Daddy I'd Like to Fuck", "Damn I'd Like to Fuck", "Dick, I'd Like to Fuck" and things like that.
"He is a DILF"
"My boyfriend is a DILF"
"I want to lose my virginity to a DILF"
by Kattegrevlingen May 9, 2019
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"DILF" means Dad I'd like to fuck. similar to "Daddy"
usually use for someone who 30-50 years old man who is attractive and hot. married/have children or don't have to.
FUN FACT YOU USE USE "DILF" TO NON-HUMANS LIKE ANIMALS OR ROBOTS IF YOU WANT TO.
1: Damn... your dad is such a DILF.
2: Have you seen a bear in the mega pizza plex?
Yes... he is such a DILF.
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An acronym for "Diplomat I'd Like to F***". A DILF is any man or group of men who are incredibly talented, attractive, care about social, economic, and environmental issues, and have been awarded Diplomatic Status due to their Global Achievements.

They have killer smiles and a childlike joy, but their passion & eloquence when speaking about important global issues is a total panty-dropper. If anyone can change the world, it's them. They also radiate Big Dick Energy. Massive.
Did you see BTS' speech at the United Nations Assembly? They looked so good! Damn, that duality!! I swear to God, they are such DILFS! After seeing them in those suits, my panties can now single-handedly solve California's water crisis!!
by BangtanBaddie.061313 September 20, 2021
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Not Dad but disabled i'd like to fuck.
Man look her go on those wheels she's a major DILF!
by Jackizzle November 26, 2007
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