Avon old farms cmoonly known to people as "shit town" or "podunk" is known for its very uncivilized winged beavers. They have been known to charge on mnay occasions and miss most of the time. They dont understand the concept of waiting for traffic and are commonly hit by cars. They are best known becasue of their ignorance (for u guys at avon that means stupidity.) They have tried and failed to spell salisbury with an "a" rather then a "u"
A young immature boy said "Ill go to avon." that same boy as an old man said "I wish my ass had a brain." :)
by JD Kirkendoll May 4, 2005
Avon Old Farms is the home of many dick sucking homosexuals that enjoy to take it up the butt and OD on steroids. 4/20 is a holiday for the inhabitants of Avon and they suck their teachers off to get better grades because they sure as hell cant do it on their own, those dumb sons of bitches.
"Look at billy sucking off Mr. Mackey"
"My butt is sore" said James the all american football player
"My butt is sore" said James the all american football player
by UncleJemima April 26, 2005
Avon old farms commonly known as "shit town" "da hood" and "river dams" is located on a spit of land on the corner od bum fuck and you got a pretty mouth connecticut. Commoners are urged to stay away from these uncivilized winged beavers. On many ocassions they have been found charging and generally missing people and being hit by cars. We can see their intellignece appear on many ocassions most commonly found when they try to spell salisbiury with an "a" rather than a "u"
"Look at that avon old farms bitch"
"It looks like a knight impailed that beaver on the side of the road"
Avon Grammer: "jimmy gon look at them salisbary boys they aint goin nowhere they aint got no ideas someone better learn them some skills"
"It looks like a knight impailed that beaver on the side of the road"
Avon Grammer: "jimmy gon look at them salisbary boys they aint goin nowhere they aint got no ideas someone better learn them some skills"
by JD Kirkendoll May 4, 2005
Avon old farms is an all boys boarding school in avon ct. Most of they boys go there bc they couldnt get in anywhere else...aka salisbury...but some go for sports too. Sorry boys but thirds lax isnt going to cut it in the real world. Most of them are repeats...what does that tell you! AOF has a horrible reputation, being jerks, easy, and hooking up with walkers girls therefore they carry lots of STD's. They think they are the shit untill the end up working for a Salisbury guy.
(Watching a thirds lax game)
-Woah that must have hurt
-I dont think they can lose any more brain cells so its ok
-Woah that must have hurt
-I dont think they can lose any more brain cells so its ok
by aofsucks April 18, 2005
The school that is good at hockey. However students who attend Avon Old Farms are not likely to suceed. Most Avon children end up sucking dick in Hartford because they can't take the fact that they chose a very bad school which ruined there life.
Jim (AOF Boy): Damn i hate my life. I can't read or write but I can skate. I hate Avon Old Farms.
Austin (Salisbury Gentleman): Ha you should have come to Salisbury. Bitches from Hotchkiss are all over me, the athletics are sick, and they actually teach us.
Dan (T-P Dude): Fuck yea. T-P is sick too. We actually manage to learn and we don't have to suck dick in Hartford. Have a good life, queer.
Austin (Salisbury Gentleman): Ha you should have come to Salisbury. Bitches from Hotchkiss are all over me, the athletics are sick, and they actually teach us.
Dan (T-P Dude): Fuck yea. T-P is sick too. We actually manage to learn and we don't have to suck dick in Hartford. Have a good life, queer.
by Westy Girl October 14, 2008
Scottish insult: "Your father is a representative of the Avon company"
The peak, the maximum, the be-all and end-all of humiliation. The ultimate insult of one's self, one's family and one's dignity. Consider all hope lost in your life if this is said to you. Use sparingly against enemies.
The peak, the maximum, the be-all and end-all of humiliation. The ultimate insult of one's self, one's family and one's dignity. Consider all hope lost in your life if this is said to you. Use sparingly against enemies.
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